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Why did Steph Curry cross the road?

Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

How did the chewing gum cross the road?

By sticking to the chicken's foot.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a Sith Lord, and a Donkey?

Darth Mule! A joke, from third grade me... Happy Star Wars day!

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Shot Jokes More Shot Jokes

Why do you never see any Stormtroopers as photographers?

They always miss the shot

How much did Harambe drink in the bar?

Just a couple of shots