Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
To get to a place you've probably never heard of.
Mooove
Lots of very worried dogs.
A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!
He couldn't take shots to the head.
This joke makes more sense if you can see it in person, but we'll give it a shot, anyway. Use your imagination. Why do the ladies love Jesus? Because he was hung like this!
