What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

Whats the difference between Australia and a yoghurt?

Leave a yoghurt out in the sun for 300 years and it'll develop a culture

What's the difference between a tiger and a lion?

A tiger has the mane part missing!

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What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What has six eyes, four wings and eight legs?

Two chickens and a goat.

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Why didn't the Marshmallow Peep cross the road on Easter?

Because it was a little chicken.

Why did Anakin Skywalker cross the road?

To get to the dark side...

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Why did the teacher cross the room?

To get to the other slide.

What do you get when you cross Holy Water with castor oil?

A religious movement!

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Why did Jesus die?

He forgot his safe word.

Who was the famous writer, that died in WWII?

I don't know Anne Frankly I don't care.

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What would Jesus say if you angered him?

I'm Crossed.

Why couldn't Jesus play marbles?

Because they kept falling through his hands.