Jesus died on the cross
A chain saw has a dynamic range.
About 3 inches
Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."
Ah wait, i can't remember the rest
In a bucket.
Because he wanted to...
A long necked toothbrush.
A cricket ball!
They end up in a shallow grave.
Did your manners die too Use your words!
To Test a Mint
He was cross.
