What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between us and the dinosaurs?

We don't need an asteroid...

What's the difference between an American and a Briton?

Britons think 200 miles is a long distance, and American's think 200 years is a long time.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a theme park where people go to have selfies with chickens?

Pout-ry farm..

What did the chicken say before laying an egg?

Yahoo. There goes my baby.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

Why did the chicken limp across the road?

Because it was a lame joke.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a white cow with mad cow disease and a grizzly bear?

A bi-polar bear.

Why did Adele cross the road??

To say hello from the other side.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

What did the atheist say when he found himself at the Pearly Gates the day he died?

Well I'll be damned!

What will i do when i die?

Idk!

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why do all the ladies love Jesus?

Spreads out arms to fullest length) Because he was hung like this.

What if they found the face of Jesus in a piece of toast but it was *actually* Jesus?

This is my body, I'm nice with jam.