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What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between pink and purple?

The grip.

What's the difference between someone unemployed and a gender-expert?

Nothing

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken hold a seance?

To get to the other side.

How did the chicken cross the freeway?

You take the 'F' out of free and the 'F' out of way. Hint: say everything out loud.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

How did a blind man drive his car?

One hand on the wheel the other on the road.

Why did Einstein cross the road?

So the other side could get to him

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the Mobius strip?

To get to the same side.

Why did the redditor cross the subreddit?

To recycle a joke from the other side.

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

How do most vegans die?

Malnutrition.

What does my mom and a turkey have in common?

They both died on Thanksgiving

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Why did Jesus look so ripped during Crucifixion?

CrossFit

How does Jesus like his hotwings?

Tinder and Mild.