What's the difference between Jesus and the chicken that crossed the road?

Jesus died on the cross

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Difference Jokes More Difference Jokes

What's the difference between a baby and a pound of coke?

Eric Clapton would never drop a pound of coke.

What's the difference between a blonde and a solar powered calculator?

The blonde works in the dark!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken that can play tennis?

A Henman.

What did the duck say to the chicken who was about to cross the road?

Quack

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the gum cross the road?

It was stuck to the chickens foot.

Why did Hillary cross the road?

What difference, at this point, does it make?

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you genetically crossed a rabbit and an oyster?

A Nobel Prize

What do you get if you cross a bee with a door bell?

A hum dinger!

Die Jokes More Die Jokes

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

Why do cemeteries have fences?

Because people are dying to get in.

Jesus Jokes More Jesus Jokes

Which woman has Jesus as a nephew?

The Auntie Christ.

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.