Jesus died on the cross
A funeral is a meeting where you're dead outside as well as in.
Your mom is funny.
Make a salad and give it to a chicken.
He was two chickens
He heard that the chickens at KFC were pretty hot.
It saw a Pikachu across the street.
A bad mood!
A stern rebuke from the ethics committee and an immediate withdrawal of funds.
Everytime he dies he has to wait 3 days to respawn
Purrrgatory.
The Auntie Christ.
All those spikes hurt his hands
