Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
To say Hello from the other side
A poultry-geist.
Bike carbonate of soda!
A poke-mon!
Because they weren't getting a square meal.
She was fed up with the hole business.
For his armies
Because they're sending them to the infantry!
A centipede with athlete's foot!
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Because he had two Drumsticks.
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)
