Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.
Something that goes straight for the juggler!
He wanted to lay it on the line!
A pizza can feed a family of four
By feeding the poor to the hungry.
He heard the food was a mess.
Boko Harambe.
Not enough leg room!
A giraffe with a sore throat.
Stick them up front of the group and tell them to wave their arms!
The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)