Enough drumsticks to feed an army!
Because it saw Lena Dunham on the other side.
Because the elephant isn't chicken!
Because it's a chicken.
To get to the other tide
He was fed up with other people.
Abominable! (say it out loud, slowly)
In the army.
Kernel.
He took too long to put his boots on!
Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!
So they can park in the handicapped spot.
A conductor.