What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the park?

To get to the other slide...

Why does the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

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Why did the angry Jedi cross the road?

To get to the dark side.

What do you get when you cross a hippo, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helefino.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

How to you tell a naval officer from and RAF officer on an aircraft carrier?

The naval officer is trying to feed bread to the helicopters!

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

Who's the healthiest member of the Army?

General Wellbeing

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!