What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

Why did the chicken get into so much trouble?

Because of its fowl language.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you call a cross between a hippo, an elephant and a rhino?

Hell if I know

Why did the chicken cross OP's mother?

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Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What did Putin say when he was finally fed up with Boris Nemtsov?

I'm putin' that guy to sleep

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where did Napoleon keep his armies?

IN HIS SLEEVIES! Best used with little kids, or followed by maniacal laughter.

Where do ants keep their armies?

In their sleevies

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

Why did they let the chicken join the band?

Because he brought his own drumsticks

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)