What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the punk cross the road?

He was safety-pinned to the chicken.

Why did the elephant cross the road?

Because the chicken was having a day off!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross a duck with an octopus?

Fired and blacklisted from the genetics industry.

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

What's the difference between a guitarist and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family of four

What's the difference between an arts graduate and a pizza?

A pizza can feed a family

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

What do you call a dentist in the army?

A drill sergeant!

What do you call a group of pillaging Huns?

An army of Hun-dread.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What do you call a drummer who has lost one of his drumsticks?

A conductor.