What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

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Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a chicken you own?

A personal fowl

Why did the chicken have a seance?

To get to the other side

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross an elephant with a giraffe?

Elephantgiraffesin()

Why did the agnostic chicken cross the road?

There wasn't enough evidence to find out for sure.

Feed Jokes More Feed Jokes

Why did the girl quit her job at the donut factory?

She was fed up with the hole business.

What's the difference between a drummer in a rock'n'roll band and an extra large pizza?

The extra large pizza can feed a family of four.

Army Jokes More Army Jokes

Where does the army keep fish?

In a tank.

What do you call an army of toddlers?

Infantry.

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

Drumstick Jokes More Drumstick Jokes

What part of a chicken is a musical instrument?

The drumstick. (Had this joke stuck in my head for a while so felt like sharing it.)

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!