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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did JayZ say to the theoretical mathematician?

I feel sorry for you son, I got 99 problems but you got imaginary ones

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What happened to the man with two wooden legs whose house burnt down?

He fell on his ash.