What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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How many Iranians does it take to change a light bulb?

One hundred - One to screw it in and 99 to hold the house hostage.

How many dubstep fans does it take to clean a shower?

100. 1 to actually clean the shower, and 99 to stand around and talk about how filthy it is.

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Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

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Why does a barber never shave a man with a wooden leg?

Because he always uses a razor.

What did the pirate say when his wooden leg got stuck in the freezer?

Shiver me timbers!