Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

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Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!