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Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What did the robot say to the centipede?

Stop being a centipede." Get it, because the robot has no arms! Hahhahaha, gets me everytime.

What do you get when you combine a parrot and a centipede?

A walkie talkie!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What do you get if you cross a centipede and a chicken?

Enough drumsticks to feed an army!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

What goes 99-clonk 99-clonk 99-clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!