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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why a centipede cannot fly coach?

Not enough leg room!

Why was the centipede dropped from the insect football team?

He took too long to put his boots on!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?