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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.

What do you get when two giraffes collide?

A giraffic jam!