What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did the pony say to the doctor when he had a sore throat?

I'm a little hoarse.

How did the monster cure his sore throat?

He spent all day gargoyling.

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What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today