What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What's small, orange and sounds like a parrot?

An oompa loompa with a sore throat.

What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.