What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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Sore Throat Jokes More Sore Throat Jokes

Why Do Ranchers Love Getting A Sore Throat?

Because they always get a little hoarse

What did the pony say when it had a sore throat?

Sorry I'm a little horse!

Centipede Jokes More Centipede Jokes

Why was the centipede late?

Because he was playing "This little Piggy" with his baby brother!

What has 100 legs and 3 teeth?

A centipede on meth.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Why are giraffes such good friends?

They are always willing to stick their neck out for you.