What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What did the pony say when he sang with a sore throat?

Sorry, I'm just a little hoarse!

What's worse than a giraffe with a sore throat?

An aardvark with the sniffles!

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What goes 99 clonk, 99 clonk, 99 clonk?

A centipede with a wooden leg!

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What do you get if you cross a giraffe with a dog?

An animal that barks at low flying aircraft!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.