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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

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What's worse than a centipede with sore feet?

A giraffe with a sore throat.

What did the pony say when he had a sore throat?

Pardon me, I'm just a little hoarse.

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What is worse than an alligator with toothache?

A centipede with athlete's foot!

What lies on its back 100 feet in the air?

A centipede

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What do you call a road full of giraffes?

Giraffic.

What do you do with a Rhinoceros with 3 balls?

You walk him and pitch to the giraffe.