Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Why does an elephant have four feet?

Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.

Why do frogs have webbed feet?

To stamp out forest fires!

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Why do tomcats fight?

Because they like raising a stink!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

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What did the giraffe say to the conspiracy theorist?

Nothing, giraffes aren't real.

Why did the giraffe cross the highway?

Because he bumped his head on the low-way! I guess we're doing 4 year old's jokes today

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.