Cause its feet smell.
Four feet tall, fold back teeth, flat head so you can rest your beer on it, and turns into a pizza at midnight.
Because he'd look pretty silly with four inches.
Cast Steel! Bahahahahah! You know! Cause it has a poor dampening value it vibrates so much! They um. They both vibrate. Well ok. One vibrates, the other reciprocates. That's kinda... Hehe. Heh. Reciprocate my humor damn it!
Cause' freedom RINGS!
Giraffic.
Because their feet stink.
Because its head is so far away from its body.
