Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What do you call a detective from Glasgow with three feet?

A Scotland Yard.

Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

Why does the forest stink during a storm?

Because the trees break wind.

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What do you call it when giraffes moving one way get mixed up with giraffes moving another way?

Second Kangaroo: A giraffic jam.

Why a giraffe got arrested while driving?

Coz he was high

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.