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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What does a baker wear on his feet?

Loafers.

When do elephants have eight feet?

When there are two of them.

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why don't people raid dodo nests anymore?

Because their eggs stinked!

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Why are giraffes slow to apologize?

It takes them a long time to swallow their pride

Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.