Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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What is the difference between a podiatrist and Ginger Baker?

A podiatrist bucks up your feet.

Why you ask?

If it was any longer it wouldn't be a foot

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

Why did the cop stink?

Because he fell asleep on duty.

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What do you call a basketball team full of giraffes?

The New York Necks

Why did the mouse whisper into the elephant's ear?

The giraffe put him up to it.

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Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.

Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.