Why does a giraffe have a long neck?

Cause its feet smell.

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How does the author of Harry Potter descend a mountain?

On foot, how else? JK Rowling

How many square feet are in the average NYC apartment?

Zero. Feet are feet shaped.

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What caused Captain Morgan's shipwreck?

He was on the rocks.

Why don't Muslims fight each other often?

Cause they don't want no beef Edit: I'm going to crawl back into my hole now

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What do an elephant and a giraffe have in common?

They are both gray except for the giraffe.

What's up with that horse?

Sees a giraffe for the first time Okay, what the hell is going on today

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Why Do Giraffes Have Such Long Necks?

So they can reach their head!

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.