Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Why didn't the dog speak to his foot?

Because it's not polite to talk back to your paw!

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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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How many surreal artists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three, one to hold the giraffe, and one to put the clocks in the bath tub.

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

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Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

Why does a giraffe need such a long neck?

Because its head is so far away from its body.