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Why do giraffes have long necks?

Because their feet stink.

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why does a cow have hooves but not feet?

Cause they lactose.

What's the riddle?

What has a foot but no legs?

Stink Jokes More Stink Jokes

What do you get if you cross an eagle with a skunk?

A bird that stinks to high heaven.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.

Giraffe Jokes More Giraffe Jokes

What do you get if you cross a hedgehog with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush!

What did the bartender say to the giraffe when he ordered a beer?

Long neck or giraffed?

Long Neck Jokes More Long Neck Jokes

Why are giraffe's heads so far away from their bodies?

Long necks.

What do you call an animal with a long neck and a love for oranges?

A Jiraffa.