What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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Which similarities do Bon Jovi and geologists share?

They like rock.

What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why do most movie sequels stink?

Because movie makers are basically doing a number 2.

Why does Saturday stink?

Because it has a turd in it.