What does a rock put on when it stinks?

Geodorant.

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What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

Why is crack a "Rock"?

Because it's as hard to get off as Alcatraz.

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What do you get if you cross a skunk and an owl?

A bird that stinks but doesn't give a hoot!

What do you get if you cross a skunk and a wasp?

Something that stinks and stings!