What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What do you call something that's impossible due to physics?

Physics-ly impossible. There's your dad joke for the day.

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Why are there no Bruce Lee jokes?

Because Bruce Lee is no joke.

Why do Canadians prefer their jokes in hexidecimal?

Because 7 8 9 A

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Why couldn't prehistoric man send birthday cards?

The stamps kept falling off the rocks!

Why doesn't The Rock just tell us what he's cooking?

I can't pair wines like this.

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What can 5 men do that 5 women can't do?

Pee in a cup.

When does a Pentagon not have 5 sides?

When it's intersected by a plane

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Why did the lime disapprove of his daughter?

Because she was a little tart.

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!