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What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What did John Wilkes Boothe's stage partner wish him on the day of that tragic night?

Break a leg. So he jumped off the balcony... Sorry that I am not funny.

How did the bad Canadian fisherman describe his only catch of the day?

Aboot this big

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What happens if you're late to extremophile school?

You get a tardy grade. (that explains the joke if you don't get it.)

Whats a joke so bad its funny?

I just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

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What do you call a singer gently swaying from one side to another?

A rocking Cher.

Why doesn't Dwayne Johnson's downstairs neighbor understand references to current events?

He's been living under The Rock.

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How do you get out of an elephant?

Q: How do you get out of an elephant A: Turn around and around until you get all pooped out. (5 yo humor never gets old)

What's the hardest part about winning crossfit?

Being 5 foot 6

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What did the hamburger name his daughter?

Patty

How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours