What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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Why did the lonely man work on his days off?

X-post /r/dadjokes) He loved the company.

How are Americans and poles similar?

Running into one could really ruin your day.

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What song does Freddy Krueger listen to when he gets a manicure?

I got Kniiiiiives on it! that inspired the joke.

What's the deal with Jerry Seinfeld?

Did you ever notice he seems to start off all of his jokes in one of two ways

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What's the funniest thing the rock said to the geologist?

Nothing. Because rocks don't talk and geology's not funny.

What are a terrestrial planet's favorite genres of music?

Rock and Heavy Metal

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Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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How do you impress a baker when you're taking his daughter on a date?

Bring her flours

What would be a good name for my daughter who is a synth?

Synthia