What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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How do you make a dog meow?

Put it in the freezer for three days. Run it through a bandsaw. Meoooooow.

Which day is the most agreeable?

Yesterday

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A user interface is like a joke.

If you have to explain it then it is not that good.

Why shouldn't you tell a philosophy major a joke?

They don't find them Hume-erous.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What is The Rock going to name his Daughter?

Pebbles!

How do rocks feel about moss?

It's growing on them.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why were the 5 gorgeous young blonde Danish fashion models sobbing their eyes out?

I told them I wasn't going to give birth to them.

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What did the melon say to his daughter after she tried to get married?

You cant-elope!

What did Michael Jackson almost name his daughter?

Nata-LEE-HEE!