What does a rock do all day?

Nothing. (this joke was made by daughter when she was 5)

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What does Putin say during his New Year's speech?

Don't know but its so scary that they drink for ten days straight right after!

What did Jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior?

Yall nailed it.

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What do you call a rabbit who tells jokes?

A funny bunny

What types of jokes grow on you?

They ones that go viral. I'll see my self out.

Rock Jokes More Rock Jokes

What did the rock say to the other rock?

Im hard

How did the cavemen in the far east protect them selves?

They Rocked their doors.

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why can't there be a League of Legend's team of 5 Lucians?

Because you can't have a team with only 3 champions.

What is the difference between a dog and a fox?

About 5 drinks

Daughter Jokes More Daughter Jokes

What's the difference between work and your daughter?

I'm not coming into work this morning!

Why is your shirt on wrong?

Daughter: I think you old people call it: "second base"