March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

Previous Random Joke Next

5 Jokes More 5 Jokes

Why was 4 afraid of 5?

Because 5 was a Registered Six Offender. Edit: a word.

What are the 5 best Vegetables of all time?

Tink about it. Gai lan, gai lan... gai lan, gai lan, and gai lan. (thanks to Chapelle show skit((making the band)))

Eminem Jokes More Eminem Jokes

What part of the body did the chiropractor fix when Eminem came in?

Shady's back*

What did Eminem learn to defend himself?

Marshall arts.

Detroit Jokes More Detroit Jokes

Why did all the Black people move to Detroit?

Because they heard there were no jobs there.

Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.