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What are 5 "Ms" from Detroit?

GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.

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How many beers is that for you today, dear?

Me: Like 4 maybe. 5 tops. Wife: I counted 19. Me: Well I rounded down.

What animal has 5 legs?

A pit bull coming back from the playground.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

When does Eminem leave school?

Aftermath

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Where do people in Detroit get their groceries?

They don't.

Why wasn't Jesus born in Detroit?

Because God couldn't find 3 wise men and a virgin.