Eminem.
He was startin' to feel like a rap dog, rap dog.
Wraps
Because he's a Wrap God
Because he kept insisting everyone only get one shot.
Aftermath
It doesn't Mather.
He is made of Mathers
Eminems.
Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)
Marshall arts.
Shady's back*
GM, Eminem and Michael Moore.
Oh well, I'll figure it out later.
Omelette you figure it out
They both say "Insert Bill Here"
The aftermath
Because it cantaloupe.
Only one but they'll insist on going through about 5 bulbs before they find one that suits this particular room and situation.
Fo' drizzle.
Sugar Puff Daddy
The ATM
He pointed outside and said "The ATM machine" c/o /u/jubileo5
They always miss the shot
Because he wasnt far enough from the 3pt line to take the shot.
Because he was a VI KING.
Dark Soles Terrible gaming pun. My friend posted this on FB, thought I would share.