Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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Who's the most popular guy in the nudist camp?

The one who can carry two cups of coffee AND a dozen donurs!

Why does a dinosaur have cracks between his toes?

To carry his library card.

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Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella everywhere he goes?

Fo' Drizzle!

What is an umbrella doing in the shower?

Practicing

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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

What did the rapper ask the pet sitter when he got back from vacation?

Where my dogs at?

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Why does Snoop Dawg need an umbrella??

Fo Drizzle.

Why does Snoop carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle