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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

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What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a paper bag?

One is made of plastic and is very dangerous for little kids to play with. The other carries groceries.

Why should you always carry a knife around?

Because sharp wits won't always give you the edge.

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What does Snoop Dogg use an umbrella for?

Fo Drizzle!

Why do people carry umbrellas?

Because umbrellas cant walk.

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What do you call a Rapper who smokes too much?

Tupac-aday

How do most rappers build a following?

They go shopping at a department store.

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Why does a rapper need an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why does Snoop Dawg carry an umbrella?

Fo drizzle