What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What do you want with 30 cents?

Here's 20 cents.

Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs?

Because, he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing a chicken.

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What do the trees say when it rains?

Oh, what a relief!

What do lovesick owls say when it's raining?

Too-wet-to-woo.

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Why did the rapper carry an umbrella?

Fo' drizzle.

Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because Eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)