What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

What kind of bug wants to buy lawn turf?

A gras shopper.

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What type of sense of humor does rain have?

A very wet sense of humor

What do you call a storm that's raining cats and dogs?

A furrycanine

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What did the rapper say to the deli owner?

Challah!

What do you call a rapper who likes honey for breakfast?

Sugar Puff Daddy