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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did the cowboy want a Weiner dog?

To get a long little doggy.

Why did the boy take a ladder to school?

He wanted to go to high school.

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What does a ghost wear when it's raining?

Boooooooooooooots

What's worse than raining cats and dogs?

9/11

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What's a rappers shirt made out of?

Strait out of cotton