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What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why did Batman fill his freezer with water bottles?

Because he wanted just ice.

What did the diver say to the oyster?

I want that pearl! Don't be shellfish!

Rain Jokes More Rain Jokes

What did the Men's Right's Activist say when he left his piano out in the rain?

MUH SOGGY KEYS!

Why aren't you mowing the lawn?

Link: It's raining Z: No it's not L: *Plays Song of Storms* Z: You're sleeping with Epona tonight

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Why couldn't Bach be a rapper?

Because he's Baroque.

What do you call a rapper who masterbates a lot?

Lil Wayne-ker