What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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Why were you speeding?

Motorist: I wasn't going to miss seeing myself on "America's Most Wanted."

What are your expectations?

Me: Job. Interviewer: I mean what do you want from this job Me: Salary

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What doesn't get any wetter no matter how much it rains?

The ocean

Why were the Native Americans upset when it rained in April?

Because April showers, bring May flowers!

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What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!

What do rappers use to wash their clothes?

BLEEE-AAAACH!