What does a midwestern farmer and a rapper have in common?

They both want to make it rain.

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What do we want? Time travel! When do we want it?

Irrelevant.

Why Did The Hedgehog Cross The Road?

Because he wanted to see his flat mate.

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Why do black people like the rain?

For drizzle.

What do snake charmers do in the rain?

Turn on their windshield vipers.

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Why are most rappers afraid of vending machines?

Because eminem's in there (Sorry, it works better when it's spoken)

What do you call a group of rappers in a washing up bowl?

In Sink!