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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What game do French schoolchildren like to play?

Simon 16

What is long and likes to pry in a hole?

A key.

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Why did they ruin this pizza with so much cheese?

SNOE

What's the difference between necrophilia and a pizza?

Even if it is cold it's still good.

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What kind of music do balloons hate the most?

Pop music.

What kind of fun do priests have?

Nun

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Who do you think was smarter, Jesus or Buddha?

I mean, just in terms of not letting themselves get crucified.