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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What would you like?

ME:What would YOU like W:Excuse me M:No one ever asks you, do they W:*tearing up* No.. they don't. Thank you.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

She screws you two nights in a row.

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What did one pizza tell the other pizza?

A cheesy pun.

How long will the pizza be?

The waiter replies "About 12 inches."

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What kind of soap do Middle Eastern citizens use?

Arab spring

What kind of key opens a casket?

A skeleton key.

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What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too

Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!