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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What do an alcoholic and a necrophile have in common?

They both like to crack open a cold one.

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He liked chillin.

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Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

How do you get an art major off your front porch?

Pay for the pizza!

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What kind of exercises do lazy people do?

Diddly-squats

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High Steaks

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What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too