What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

Why didn't the monk sell his temple?

Thought of this one on my own while playing WoW a couple days ago and I'm pretty sure it hasn't been told before. I like corny jokes. I Googled it and didn't find anything (:

Why do you like to go on camping trips?

Chihuahua: I like to "ruff it!

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Why did Walter White not pay for his pizza?

Because it was on the house.

How do hispanics cut a pizza?

Little Caesars

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What kind of nuts go on your feet?

Cashews.

What kind of dog suffers most from being inbred?

A hot dog

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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.