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What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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What's a hipsters favorite season?

Summer, they like it before it's cool

Why did Ally refuse to do her homework, when all she had left was to square the x and y axis?

Cause Allies don't like axis powers

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What kind of pizzas can tell the future?

Medium Pizzas

What's the difference between a pizza and a pizza joke?

You can't top a good pizza joke.

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What kind of music do phones love to hear?

A symphony

What kind of footwear do Whitewalkers use?

The Hodor-eliminating kind.

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Who has the most karma on Reddit?

Buddha.

What's your opener?

JESUS: "God loves you." You BUDDHA (crumpling paper that says Life Is Suffering): Me too