What kind of pizza does Buddha like?

One with everything.

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Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

When does Sean Connery like to show up at Wimbeldon?

Tennish.

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What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers

What kind of pizza did the Dalai Lama order?

One with everything

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What kind of dog can do magic tricks?

A labracadabrador

What kind of snake is good at building things?

A boa constructor.

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What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything