Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What does bread do when it wants to get married...?

It e-loaf-es!

What kind of house does a stoned loaf of bread live in?

A high rise

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What do you call a baby seal between two slices of bread?

A clubbed sandwich

What's the difference between a slice of toast and the French?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast.