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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do cows from the south make the best sandwiches?

Because they are in bread.

What kind of bread do pig ladles make in the Yukon?

Sow-r dough bread.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!