Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What kind of shoes does bread wear?

Loafers.

How do you greet a slice of bread in Germany?

Gluten tag! Ba-dum tss.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

Why couldn't the Buddha hoover under the sofa?

Because he had no attachments

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How do you start a rave in Uganda?

Tape a slice of bread to the ceiling

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.