Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

What do you call it when a German hits you with a loaf of bread?

Gluten Tag And when a hippie hits you with a loaf of bread Flour power And when a lot of people do it at the same time a rye-ot

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's the difference between a sliced up body and a new BMW?

I don't have a new BMW in my garage.

Why didn't the cheese get sliced?

It was destined for grater.