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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What did the oven tell the slice of bread?

You're!

What do you get when you plant a loaf of bread?

A bakery.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the crab take the last slice of pizza?

Because he's shellfish!

What do Mexicans use to slice pizza?

Little Caesers