Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

Why do sandwiches never have kids?

Because they always turn out in-bread.

What do you call a puppy combined with bread?

Well, It's not a purebread anymore.

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

Why did the pilot crash the plane?

Because he was a slice of bread

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!