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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

What's so lame about a duck President?

Pieces of bread, quacking, getting into all types of duck antics in the Oval Office! I'm game!

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What did the cremated Buddha who was placed in a cardboard box say?

I'm in light urn.'

What did Buddha say to the Pizza guy?

Make me one with everything.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

What's that funny taste?

Definitely not poison. Have another slice!

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.