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Who's there! Buddha! Buddha who?

Buddha this slice of bread for me!

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Bread Jokes More Bread Jokes

What is it called when there is bread all over the place?

An abundance

Why did the airplane crash into the building?

BECAUSE THE PILOT WAS A LOAF OF BREAD!

Buddha Jokes More Buddha Jokes

What kind of hotdog did the Buddha order from the street vendor?

One with everything

What happened to the religious idol when it was put up at auction?

It was sold to the highest Buddha.

Slice Jokes More Slice Jokes

How many babies does it take to shingle a roof?

It depends on how thinly you slice them.

What's the difference between a slice of toast and an Iraqi..?

You can make soldiers out of a slice of toast