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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What did the escalator say to the elevator?

Nothing, he just staired.

What is a burp?

A fart taking the elevator.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

When it's a legal matter, it's pronounced o-FENCE. When it's sports, it's pronounced OFF-ence. Climbing...?

A fence.

What's big, white, and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator.

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Why are Toblerone's triangular shaped?

So they fit in the box.

How do you fit 10 Amish in a VW Beetle?

Tell them you are going to the livestock auction

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What's brown and furry on the inside and clear on the outside?

King Kong in clingfilm

What do you get if King Kong sits on your best friend?

A flat mate.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk