Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What can an elevator do that a black man can't?

Raise a family.

How do you get over a fear of elevators?

Just take some steps to avoid them!

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Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

How does an elephant climb a tree?

He hides in an acorn and waits for a bird to carry him up.

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How many homeless guys does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Only 2, but I have no idea how you're gonna fit both of them inside a lightbulb.

How do you fit five elephants into a car?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

Why did King Kong go to the airport?

He had a plane to catch.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.