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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Why do you never wanna see an elevator in a horror game?

Cuz you know something's about to go down. Im sorry

What did the elevator say to the stairs?

Never mind, I'll escalator

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Why did the blonde climb the chain-link fence?

To see what was on the other side.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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Why do tailors hate statisticians?

They insist that the fit could be better.

What's black and white, and red all over. And cant fit through a revolving door?

A nun with a javelin through her.

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What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building