Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

Previous Random Joke Next

Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What do you say when trying to catch the elevator?

Hodor! Hodor!

What makes a ghost happy?

An elevator. It lifts the spirits.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What has four legs, two horns, and always brags about climbing really tall things?

A mountain gloat.

Why can't rock climbing instructors get dates?

Because they rappel men and women.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What kind of medicine do you give a kid having a fit?

An anti-hissy-tamine.

What's something you can drive, but also throw?

A Fit!!!!!!!!!!

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What should you do if you are on a picnic with King Kong?

Give him the biggest bananas.

How do you catch King Kong?

Hang upside down and make a noise like a banana.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.