Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

What's yellow and goes up and down?

A banana in an elevator.

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How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

Why did Batman climb the tree?

He was looking for Robin's nest.

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How do you fit an elephant in the subway?

You take the letter "S" out of "sub", and the letter "F" out of "way".

What's the hardest part of milking a mouse?

Getting it to fit over a bucket!

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Why is King Kong big and hairy?

So you can tell him apart from a gooseberry.

How much did King Kong get paid for his latest movie?

A gorillian dollars

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.