Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Why did the elevator take antidepressants?

It was feeling down

What has four legs and says "hoe de doe, hoe de doe"?

Two black guys trying to catch an elevator.

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

How many corporate drones does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

That's impossible, because they can't climb the ladder.

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What fruit fits best in your palm?

A palm-agranate!

What is E.T. short for?

So he can fit on a spaceship.

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

What do you do if King Kong sits in front of you at the cinema?

Miss most of the film!

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Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's the difference between your mom and the Empire State Building?

Not everyone's been up the Empire State Building