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Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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What do you call an elevator with a group of slim, softly spoken, intelligent people inside?

A Lift (only a joke, my American friends)

What's red and moves up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

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Whats white and cant climb trees?

A fridge --

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

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What do you call 50 feminists on a bus?

Trick Question. You can't fit 50 feminists on a bus.

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Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment!

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What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

What do you do if you fiend King Kong in the kitchen?

Just don't monkey with him.

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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.