Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.

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Elevator Jokes More Elevator Jokes

What's red, round and goes up and down, up and down?

A tomato in an elevator

Why shouldn't you take your clothes off while riding the elevator?

It could get you an in descent exposure charge.

Climb Jokes More Climb Jokes

What did Mario say to Yoshi when he started climbing the Cherry tree?

X-post r/landscaping) Yoshino!!!

What do you call a witch who climbs up walls?

Ivy.

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

How do those even fit in your pants?

He replied "They fit like a glove."

What's black and white and can't fit through a door?

X-post r/AntiJokes) A zebra with a spear through its head.

King Kong Jokes More King Kong Jokes

What business is King Kong in?

Monkey business.

What did the big ape say when he dialed incorrectly?

Oops! King Kong ring wrong.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?

Of course. The Empire State Building can't jump.

What's big and hairy and climbs up the Empire State Building in a dress?

Queen Kong.