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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs?

Q: Why does the Easter Bunny hide his eggs? A: Because he doesn't want anyone to know he's screwing the chickens.

What does Rabbits and Eggs have in common?

Easter

Drop Jokes More Drop Jokes

Why do clumsy farmers make awesome DJ's?

Cause they're always dropping beets

How attractive are skeletons?

They're drop dead gorgeous!

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

How long does it take for a newborn to fall from the Empire State building?

About 16 seconds

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong