What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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How do you mail an egg?

In a henvelope!

Why do people paint eggs for Easter?

Bunnies squirm too much.

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What city would you be in if you dropped your waffle on the beach?

Sandy ego.

What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl?

You can drop her off anywhere.

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

What do you get if you cross King Kong with a giant frog?

A monster that climbs up the Empire State Building and catches aeroplanes with its tongue.