What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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What is the difference between an egg and a redditor?

Eggs get laid at least once.

What goes above the water and below the water but doesn't touch the water?

An egg in a duck.

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What do you get if you drop a piano on a team's defence?

A flat back four!

How do you communicate with a fish?

Drop him a line.

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What's the difference between negligence and falling off of the Empire State building?

Nothing if you're a gorilla.

Why did King Kong.... Climb the Empire State Building?

He couldn't fit in the elevator.