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What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

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Egg Jokes More Egg Jokes

Why did the Frenchman not want two eggs?

Because one egg is un oeuf.

Why did the pancake cross the road?

His friends egged him on

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Why wasn't the pediatrician impressed with the New Year's Eve Times Square ball drop?

Because he has seen plenty of balls drop. (Sorry)

What does the DJ do when he spills acid?

He drops the base!

Empire State Building Jokes More Empire State Building Jokes

What do you get when you drop an egg off the Empire State Building?

New Yolk

What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building?

Ping Pong