Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

What did Sherlock ask his friend when he wanted to know what they were having for dinner?

Watson the menu

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What's 50 Cent's new name?

50 Drachma.

What do you call a burger made from 50% beef and 50% veal?

Half Calf

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

What did the inn keeper say to the Big Dipper when he asked if he could rent a room?

Sorry this is only a four star hotel.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

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Why did the orange go to the doctor?

Because she wasn't peeling very well... All credit to my 8 yo son who suggested I post it here

Why did the banana go to the doctor?

He wasn't peeling very well. Credit to my four year old niece.

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What do you call a soldier who survives Mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.