Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

What is a Redditors favorite animal?

A cat because we are lonely... I need friends.

What did the biscuit say when it saw two friends knocked down?

Crumbs!

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What do you call the kinkiest/nastiest move from 50 Shades of Gray?

The Gray Poupon

What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

Why do sailors drink so much?

We sleep better when the room is moving

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

What do you call 1000 aches?

A.

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What kind of car does Bill Cosby drive?

A Honda quaalude. (Credit to my girlfriend)

What do you get when you mix chocolate milk and cocaine?

Ovalsheen. Credit goes to my cousin on this one.

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who's survived mustard gas and pepper spray?

A seasoned veteran.

What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!