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Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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What did the stuttering Mexican say to his friend when he tried to steal his food?

These are nacho-nachos.

Who is always your friend at school?

Your princi-pal.

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How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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How many times I have to tell you to stop making such a mess?

Go to your room..

Why is it warmer near the corners of a room?

Cause they're at 90 degrees.

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What do you have when you have 1000 whites skydiving?

Oil

What is the difference between 1000 dead babies and a Ferrari?

I dont have a Ferrari in my garage.

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw. Edit: Credits to Drougen for making it better.

What do you call a smoothie that came out too thick?

A chunky. Credit to my dad this morning..

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How did Bilbo survive the entire Lord of the Rings trilogy?

Because old Hobbits die hard...

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.