Why is a room of 50 doctors safer than a room with 1000 doctors?

You can't survive in 1000 degrees. *credit to my friend Neriah.

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Friend Jokes More Friend Jokes

Why was Edward unable to get out of Russia?

Because he was Snowd en! (according to my friends this joke has been around for awhile, but I hadn't seen it yet, and wanted to share the goof)

What do coffee beans say to scare their friends?

Brew.

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What has 50 legs but cant walk?

Half a centipede!

How do you get 50 Canadians out of a swimming pool?

Please get out of the swimming pool

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How many moths does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Just two, but more can join in if there's room in the lightbulb.

How did Henry VIIIs wife enter the room?

Amble in (Anne Boyeyn)

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How many American golf fans does it take to change a lightbulb?

1001 1 to offer up the bulb and 1000 to scream 'Get in the hole'

Why were there only 1,000 Mexicans at the Alamo?

They only had 2 trucks

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What did one eye say to the other eye?

Between you and me, something smells. Credit: Christmas cracker.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.