What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

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What kind of currency do astronauts use in space?

Starbucks

What kind of car does a viking drive?

A fjord

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

What human organ would survive the longest in the hunger games?

The liver

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Why wasn't there a Captain America movie tie in videogame?

Because every time one bug was fixed, 2 more appeared.

Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...