What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What kind of Mechanics fix and break your car at the same time?

Quantum Mechanics.

What kind of cereal does Microsoft make?

Wind O's

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How is the 85 year old Contractor that survived lung cancer doing?

Asbestos he can. I'm so sorry.

Why would atomic weapons be useless against Turkish rebels?

Because roaches can survive nuclear radiation.

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Which web developer enjoys finding bugs?

A spider!

What do you call a web developer who enjoys finding bugs in the system?

A spider