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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why did the farmer fail to bring in the whole harvest before winter frost?

He got lost in the maize.

Why do birds fly to the tropics in winter?

Why, wouldn't the winter be over by the time they reach, if they walk all the way along? So they fly.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of underwear does Severus Snape wear?

Always.

What kind of stories does Eli Whitney tell on Easter?

Cottontales

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

When you fall in love it burns and you die, right?

Yes, son. Love is terrible. "No Mom, I said LAVA." Oh. You maybe can survive that one.

What do you call a pirate who is lost at sea and has to drink his own pee to survive?

Aarrrrrrr Kelly!

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.