What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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When is a body builder's shortest workout?

During the winter Swole-stace

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

What kind of money do polar bears use?

Ice!

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What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

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What should you do if you get lots of e-mails saying 'What's up Doc?

Check for bugs in your system.

What's the difference between a penalty shot in basketball, and a tiny curly wig designed for a bug?

One is a free throw, and the other is a flea 'fro.