What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Why is a bear brown?

Because he crawls in his hole during winter.

Kind Jokes More Kind Jokes

What kind of musical instrument can you use for fishing?

The cast-a-net.

What kind of jackets do Audiophiles wear?

FLAC jackets

Survive Jokes More Survive Jokes

What do you call a soldier who survived pepper spray and mustard gas?

A seasoned veteran

What's the difference between a guy wearing a bullet proof vest and the English football team?

The guy would survive the first round.

Bug Jokes More Bug Jokes

Who's there! Bug! Bug who?

Bug Rodgers!

How many walruses does it take to make a sandwich?

Don't be silly, walruses don't make sandwiches; women make sandwiches. Made this up to bug my sister. It worked. Her husband laughed.