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What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What do you say when it's snowing?

Winter is coming.

What's the opposite of a somersault?

A winter pepper.

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What kind of dogs are full of Chinese scientists?

Yellow labs

What kind of Asian dish takes away your freedoms?

Kung Pao Chicken

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What animal can only survive in temperate climates?

A lukeworm.

Who survived?

The pilot who jumped out with a parachute.

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What's the difference between squash and zucchini?

You can't zucchini bugs! A family-friendly take on the age old "jam VS jelly" joke.

Which bug does amazing motor cycle stunts?

Second Caribou: Evel Boll Weevil.