What kind of bug can survive all winter?

A bahumbug!

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What did the Chinese man say when Winter came around?

Reddit snow, reddit snow, reddit snow!

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in

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What kind of ant is good at maths?

An accountant!

What kind of robbery is not dangerous?

A safe robbery.

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How are college students like plants?

They both need natural light to survive!

What happens when an American has a heart attack and survives?

A 'murical.

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What do you say when German secret police is bugging you?

GeSTAHPo!

What's the difference between a bug and an insect?

Judging by Table 5's reactions, not a lot.