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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What was left in the bathroom on the starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you call a guy with no arms, no legs, and sits in a pile of leaves?

Russell.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

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What did the duck do after he lost his wife, his job, and his house?

He became a quack head

How many blondes does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

1 to hold the bulb in place and 100 to spin the house around it.

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Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

Why does the NSA hate the winter?

They got snowed in.

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What was the slogan for Shakespeare's camping shop?

Now is the winter of our discount tents

What movie did they go to see?

Closed for Winter".

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.