Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why did you leave us so early?

He is asked why are you so crying Do you cry about your close relative -No, I am crying about the first husband of my wife.

Why did the rooster buy mittens?

So his chicken fingers wouldn't get cold. I'll leave now

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

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How do I stay in shape?

I stole an ostrich, it chases me around the house all day, i hate it

What do you call an actor that has just paid off his house?

Mortgage Freeman

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

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What did the cow say in winter?

Oh my god. I'm Friesian!

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.