Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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How did the T-Rex feel after working out?

OC Dino-sore

Why does the CPU never get any work done?

Because it gets interrupted constantly.

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Why can't Edward leave Russia?

He's Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!