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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her?

They left the plunger in the toilet.

How can you tell if your wife left you?

You get laid the same amount of times but the dishes start to pile up. Hey now!

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why can't Edward leave Russia this winter?

He'll be Snowden.

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What disease did the house have?

Shingles.

Why are orphans bad at poker?

Because they don't know what a full house is

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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What do pirates do with their treasure in the winter?

They BURy it

What do you call a 3 legged cow named Summer in the winter?

Summer...Her name's summer.

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.