Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why did Richard leave his home this morning?

For Harambe.

What's your heigth and position?

Pilot: Well I'm 6 foot tall and I'm sitting front left.

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Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

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What did the Mexican say when his house collapsed on him?

Hey, get off me homes!

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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What cheese do hunters use to goad a bear out from its cave in the winter?

Camenbert

Why do birds fly south for the winter?

Because it's too far to walk.

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!