Why was the NSA computer programmer late for work?

Because he got Snowden

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Why did the bowling pins stop working?

They went on strike!

What does a chef and a gravitational wave astronomer have in common?

They both work in gastronomy

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What did the whistleblower say after the blizzard in Russia?

I'm Snowden!

Why is Edward Snowden still in Russia?

The airport is Snowden

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

What do you call an NSA whistle-blower spending the winter in Russia?

Edward Snowed-in