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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why are Mens bathrooms usually to the left?

Because women are right.

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Why couldn't the whistleblower step outside?

Because it's Snowden.

Why was it easier for the whistleblower to leave American soil earlier in the year?

It didn't Snowden.

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Where do you store a werewolf?

In a were-house

What happens if you don't pay the priest who exorcises your house?

He'll re-possess it

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Why don't women like to wear dresses in the winter?

Chapped lips

Why was the robot cold?

He was missing his winter gear

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What did the NSA agent say when the blizzard hit?

Looks like we're snowed in.

What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.