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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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What's the worst thing you can do to a blind man?

Leave the plunger in the toilet

What do you call a person who is missing his left eye, left ear, left arm and left leg?

Alright.

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What does a whistle-blower do during a Russian blizzard?

Nothing, he's Snowden.

Why didn't Edward leave his house?

Because he was Snowden.

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Why is a ghost like an empty house?

Because there's no body there!

What does Godzilla do part time when he's not destroying cities?

He flips houses

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Why couldn't the NSA agent leave the Russian airport?

Because he got Snowden!

Why couldn't the NSA leave their houses?

They got Snowden.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

How do you stay warm outside in the winter?

You just stand in a corner, they are usually around 90 degrees.

Why is the Kremlin so much warmer this winter?

It had new windows Putin

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What did the NSA agent say to the other NSA agent when he saw the German Chancellor?

I'd tap that.

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.