Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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What did the NSA say to Russia after the blizzard?

We're Snowden!

Why couldn't Edward leave the Airport?

Because he was Snowden...

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.