Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

Whats the difference between Zoidburg and Snowden?

Both accused of treason for expressing their freedom but Zoidburg didn't get his marshmallows!

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What do you do if you lose all the information on your computer?

Ask the NSA for a backup.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower's plane leave Washington DC?

He was Edward Snowed-In.