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Why couldn't the NSA go outside?

They were Snowden.

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA do anything after the blizzard?

Because they were Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Why can't the NSA leaker leave Russia?

Because he's Snow'd-in!