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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why did Helen Keller fire her maid?

Cuz she left the plunger in the toilet. - Jackie Martling

How much time do I have left, doctor?

Doctor: 10 Guy: 10 what! 10 days, 10 months, 10 years Doctor: 9...8...7...6...5...

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What the NSA say to NASA?

You're a day late and a dolla short!

Why couldn't the NSA agent leave his house this Winter?

He was Snowden.

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Why didn't the NSA agent cross the road?

He was snowed in.

What do you call a government official that can't leave an airport because of a blizzard?

Edward Snowed In

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Why doesn't Russia import water buffalo?

Because they already have Moscow.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.