Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What does Joe Biden say as he is leaving his house?

Biden

What is wrong with a humorless person?

A broken funny bone. I'll leave now.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What's the NSA's favourite game?

I spy.

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Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

Why do so many white people get lost skiing?

It's hard to find them in the snow.

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Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Why are you rushin'?

Too which I replied "Because my grandpa is from Moscow." Duh..

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.