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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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What did the black eyed peas say when they left the dentist?

I got a filling, woo-hoo!

Why did the woman leave her overweight husband unconscious in a burning building?

Because she couldn't stand him.

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Why didn't Russia return the NSA whistleblower to the United States?

He was Snowden.

What difference does an "A" make?

Between NASA and NSA--it's astronomical.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.