Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

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Why does the Spanish dude keep walking left?

Because izquierda going right.

Why has the ex-NSA contractor not left his house?

He's snowed in.

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Why didn't the NSA request AT&ampT's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

What do you call the Mexican version of the NSA?

Jalapeno Business...........

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Why can't Russia extradite US top-secret whistle-blowers?

Because they're Snowden (snowed-in). To all the folks on the East coast, stay safe and warm.

Why shouldn't you get asylum in Russia?

Cuz you'd be snowed-in

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What was the real purpose of Bill's college visit to Moscow?

To study economics.

Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Russia?

He was snowed in.