Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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What did the tailor say after a job well done?

There is nothing left too loose.

What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

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What separates man from animal?

The Atlantic Ocean.

Who is your favorite X-Man?

Mine is Bruce Jenner

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Why was the whistleblower late for his annual winter whistleblower's convention?

Because he was Snowden!

Why does the NSA hate winter?

Because they're not used to getting Snowden.

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Why couldn't the NSA whistleblower leave Moscow?

He got snowed in.

What is the most popular style in Moscow salons?

A brushin.