Why couldn't the man leave Moscow?

He was Snowden.

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Where do frogs leave their hats and coats?

In the croakroom!

Who's there! Arbus! Arbus who?

Arbus leaves in 5 minutes

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How many blonde's does it take to change a light bulb?

A. 3. 1 to find the bulb 1 to find a ladder and 1 to find a man.

What does a man with a cow under his nose have?

A moostache (That was udderly terrible)

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Why does Edward never leave Russia?

He's always Snowden.

Why couldn't the ex-CIA agent leave Russia?

Because he was Snowden

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What language do fast talkers from Moscow speak?

Ian!

What do you call a Russian bull?

A Moscow