Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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How many wizards does it take to change a lightbulb?

Depends what you want it to change into...

Why didn't Harry Potter want to date Hermione?

Because he likes to Hit it and Quidditch

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What did Matthew McConaughey say when he saw this year's Oscar nominees?

All white, all white, all whiiiiiiiite...

When is the closest Leo will get to an Oscar?

When he takes out the trash

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.

What do you call an immoral lesbian citizen of Rivendell who hosts a talk-variety show and lacks character?

An elven degenerate.