March Madness Sale - 25% Off

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Previous Random Joke Next
Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do single men live longer than married men?

Because they want to.

How do you want me to label this stone armchair?

He said, "No man, clay chair."

Oscar Jokes More Oscar Jokes

Why did Leonardo Take forever to laugh at my Oscars joke?

Cause he just got it!

Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes More Leonardo Di Caprio Jokes

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Steve Harvey Jokes More Steve Harvey Jokes

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Host Jokes More Host Jokes

Why will the USA never go bankrupt?

It will just host a telethon.

What do astronauts do to host a party?

They planet.