Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What do an Iraqi baby, an American president, and a homesick Brit visiting Jerusalem all want?

They all want either pees, peace or peas in the middle east.

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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Why did Adele crawl under the cow?

To say hello from the udder side. I'll take my Oscar now.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What happened when the host of Dirty Jobs said hello to a friend that was fairly far away?

Microwave.

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.