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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

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What does a woman want more than anything in the world?

Nothing. She's fine.

Why did the stoner take his wife to court?

He wanted to get joint custody.

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Why didn't DiCaprio laugh at Oscar joke?

Because he didn't get it.

How are Oscar the Grouch and the Olympic Diving Pools in Rio de Janeiro similar?

They're both green, smell like farts, and will stay that way for 47 years.

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Why did Leonardo di Caprio want Steve Harvey to host the Oscars?

He'd get it.

Why did Leonardo Di Caprio laugh at the Oscar joke?

He finally got it!

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What do Steve Harvey and a dentist have in common?

They're both experts at placing temporary crowns.

Why did Steve Harvey announce Miss Colombia as the Miss Universe winner?

Because he couldn't pronounce Miss Philippines.

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Who hosts the Late Night Show in North Korea?

Jimmy Kim-il

What do you get when you cross a Swedish tennis pro, a computer virus, and an insatiable hunger for mort flesh?

Cyborg Bjorn Borg hosting smorgasbords at the morgue.