I want my Nickleback....
Dishcipline This is literally a joke I told in a dream and I remembered it when waking up.
Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."
Two test tickles
Husband: For guidance. Wife: Pray for hardness. Leave guidance to me!!!
Because he tryptophan.
He had no body to go with.
Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback
They're both in bread
They can't stand a Nickleback!