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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

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What did the circus owner say to the human-cannonball when the he wanted to retire?

How will I ever find another performer of your caliber? (Source: a dad on Thanksgiving)

Why did the French man put a bomb on his kitchen floor?

Because he wanted to see Linoleum Blownapart.

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What did the hippie say when he was asked to leave the couch he was sleeping/staying on?

Namast (nah-ima-stay)

What did the suicidal college student say to his room mate?

Dont leave me hangin' bro

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What did Journey say to the critic as he stormed out of their concert?

Don't stop! Be leaving!" Just a joke I thought up the other day.

What's the best part about going to a concert in Paris?

Free Shots

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What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....

How did Chad Kroeger lose a quarter?

Everyone who bought his tickets wanted their nickelback

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How many Biebers does it take to change a light bulb?

None. There are no light bulbs in the closet. Another one: Why is Justin Bieber so pale Because there's no light inside the closet

How does Justin Bieber remove a condom?

He farts.

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Why do Redditors pay with exact change?

They can't stand a Nickleback!

What did Chad Kroeger say after leaving a concert of Justin Bieber?

I want my Nickleback....