Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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What did they find in the toilet of the Starship Enterprise?

The Captain's Log.

What do you call a dictatorship founded on the principles of Ethos, Logos & Pathos?

An Aristotalitarian Regime.

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What did Mozart say to the police clerk?

I'll be Bach" hahaha. What do you mean they're different people

What's Mozart doing?

Decomposing.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't the Duke of Esterhzy find his music composer?

Because he was Haydn.