Why couldn't Mozart find his mentor?

Because he was Haydn

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How did the jury find the hamburger?

Grill-ty as charred!

How did the private eye use math to find the intent of the crime?

He solved for y! Thought this one up myself and thought it was post worthy

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What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

What do you think Mozart is doing right now?

Decomposing.

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Why don't they know where Mozart is buried?

Because he's Haydn!

Why couldn't C.P.E. Bach find his contemporary?

He was Haydn.