Beethoven Jokes

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Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

A bannister always pays his deafs.

Which family in Game of Thrones fell down the stairs?

The Bannisters

Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

What is Beethoven doing right now?

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Why did the stair railing give money to Beethoven?

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

Why did Michael Jackson love Beethoven's 3rd symphony?

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

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What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who?

What is Beethoven doing in his grave?

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

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