Beethoven Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What was the last thing Beethoven accomplished?

Decomposing

Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens?

All they said was, Bach, Bach, Bach

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What did Mozart and Beethoven do whilst in the grave?

Decompose

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

Why didn't Beethoven sell his house?

He put it up Fur Elise!

What is Beethoven doing right now?

Decomposing.

What's brown and sits on a piano bench?

Beethoven's last movement.

What do people call Mozart and Beethoven after they died?

Decomposers

What are Mozart and Beethoven up to these days?

They're both Decomposing

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What was Beethoven's girlfriend's name?

Bae-thoven. I'll

What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

Ka-ta-na-na!

Why couldn't Beethoven find his music teacher?

He was Haydn

What's Beethoven up to these days?

Decomposing

Why couldn't Beethoven find his teacher?

Because he was Haydn.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger say to Beethoven on the way to the fancy dress party?

I'll be Bach

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

What's Beethoven doing in his grave?

He's decomposing.

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What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

Who's there! Beethoven! Beethoven who?

Beethoven is too hot!

What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What did Beethoven the dog shed in a moment of genius?

Fur Elise

What did Beethoven do when he died?

Decompose.

Why was Beethoven making a lot of money?

His property was Fur Elise

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Decompose.

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What's Beethoven's favorite favorite Japanese weapon?

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