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What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What's the only thing the English and French agree on?

Americans. Alternatives: What's the only thing Americans and the French agree on? The English. What's the only thing the English and Americans agree on? The French.

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

What did Adele say when the chicken crossed the road?

Hello from the other side...

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What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why did Snoop Dogg lose control of his Pontiac?

The drizzle

Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

What do you call someone who gets stoned and baked?

A witch.

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

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Who's there! Betsy! Betsy who?

Betsy of all it's a cadillac!

What do you call a Cadillac with a staircase on the back?

An escalador.

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What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA.

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

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What brown, steams, and can be found under a piano stool?

Beethoven's last movement.

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na