Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you call a number on drugs?

High Five

What do you call a lizard on drugs?

A mariguana.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How do you count cows?

You use a cow-culator. Or you round them up. Or any other method the commenters want.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What happens when you are banned on a muslim server?

You are turbanned

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What has 4 legs and isn't alive?

It's a chair dad... Why are you bothering me with this! No Jimmy, it's your dog...

What has four legs but doesn't move?

A statue of a dog!

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the black chicken cross the road?

It was being chased by the kluck kluck klan

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

Why are there no joke about Jonestown?

The punchlines are too long.

What's the funniest part of a boxing joke?

You'd think it'd be the punchline, but apparently it's funnier when the person feints...

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

Why did the blind man use chopsticks?

Because he couldn't see the point in forks.

What do Chinese lumberjacks do?

Chopsticks