Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

What do you get if you cross a snake and a lego set?

A boa constructor!

English Jokes More English Jokes

What is the most awesomely amazing word in the English language?

Anticlimactic

What language do birds speak?

Pigeon English!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

How much do used batteries cost?

Nothing, they are free of charge.

What do elephants use for tampons?

Sheep. Why do elephants have trunks? Sheep don't have strings.

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

How do frogs manage to lay so many eggs?

They sit eggsaminations!

Why does nobody like to sit next to Elsa?

Coz...she "lets it go!"

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What did the moderate muslim say to the radical muslim?

Hello friend!

What do you call a Muslim trainer's Pokmon?

Voltorb

Ba Dum Tss Jokes More Ba Dum Tss Jokes

Why do Russians go crazy over pho?

Because... they are so viet *ba dum tss*

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Which service do you require?

Me: Oh! Don't mind me, I was just cleaning cake off the touch screen.

Why did the operation Barbarossa fail?

The supreme commander didn't have the balls required.

Bovine Jokes More Bovine Jokes

How do cows get their gossip?

They herd it through the bovine.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!