Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

I've Got a Whole Latte Jokes

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

Everyday Deserves a Joke

Everyday Deserves a Joke

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Hotdog Jokes More Hotdog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a snake with a hotdog?

A fangfurther.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Fruit Jokes

What was Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-Na-Na-Na

What's Beethoven's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-naaa!

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

Why was the Muslim arrested for speeding during Ramadan?

Because he was going *to fast*!

What is the name of Turkey's most beloved actor?

Muslim Bale

Muslim Woman Jokes More Muslim Woman Jokes

What did the muslim woman say to her new fiance?

Jihad me at hello.

What is a Muslim womans favorite amendment?

The second (right to bare arms)

Dum Jokes More Dum Jokes

What do you do when a scientist dies?

You barium! ba-dum-tss

How does R.Kelly end a joke?

Ba dum

Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What do you get if you cross a dog with a blind mole?

A dog that keeps barking up the wrong tree!

Why are you ordering so many drinks?

The dog responds, "I've had a ruff day."

Chopstick Jokes More Chopstick Jokes

What's a Drummer's favorite food?

Anything that requires chopsticks. Ba-Dum-Tss

What is another name for a knife?

A chopstick!

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What do you call a boxing on a slackline?

Punchline.

Why aren't there more jokes about Jim Jones?

I think it's because usually the punchline is too long