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Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

Couple's Daily Question Mug

Couple's Daily Question Mug

What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a French sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

Birthday State of Mind

Birthday State of Mind

Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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Stone Jokes More Stone Jokes

How much does a rock weigh?

One stone.

What do you call it when a bunch of stoned poets overthrow the government?

A Haiku.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the chicken say before it crossed the road?

I'll be Ba Ba Ba Baaach!

Why did the bodybuilder stop in the middle of the road?

They ran out of juice!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did Adelle cross the road?

To say hello from the other side.

What do you get if you cross a teddy bear with a pig?

A teddy boar!

Use Jokes More Use Jokes

What do Romans use to cut their pizza?

Little Caesars.

What mathematical operation is used to calculate the rate at which lumberjacks cut wood?

Logger-rhythms.

Muslim Jokes More Muslim Jokes

What U.S. state was founded by Muslims?

Allah-bama

Which university has the most muslims?

SUNY

Require Jokes More Require Jokes

Why aren't you married yet" is like asking "Why haven't you jumped from a moving car yet?

B/c it's painful and not required

What's the difference between Tinder and the PokemonGo app?

Nothing, it both requires swiping to find monsters in your area.

Beethoven Favourite Fruit Jokes More Beethoven Favourite Fruit Jokes

What is Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA-NA-NA-NA BA-NA-NA-NA

What's Beethoven's favourite fruit?

BA NA NA NA. BA NA NA NA.

Punchline Jokes More Punchline Jokes

What's a boxers favorite joke?

Punchline.

What do you call a queue of boxers?

A punchline.