Ba Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite fruit?

BA NA NA NA!

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What do you call someone who does a BA in Arts, a MA in English and a PhD in Gender Studies?

A well educated Barista

Why should you not tell jokes to sand paper?

It's a rough crowd...Ba da bum chssh

Why Did The Vulcanologist Go To Jail?

Because he, basalt-ed someone. Ba

What's Batman's favorite food?

Ba-na-na-na-na-na-na-na

What does a french sheep say?

Ca ba?

What's Masta P's favorite fruit?

Ba-na-na-na!

What is Ba + Na2?

Pupil: Banana.

Why should I?

Ba dum tss*

How do sailors finish a corny joke on a boat?

Ba dum ship.

Why did the dog sit in the shade?

It didn't want to be a hotdog. *ba dum tsss *ba dum tish idk

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Why did the sheep jump into the lake?

He wanted to take a ba-a-a-th.

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What do cats and people that submit jokes with the punchline "PLAGIARISM" have in common?

THEY BOTH LICK THEIR PAWS!

What do you call Captain Forte and his sidekick Piano?

A dynamic duo! This joke came to me in my delirious state after hours of band camp practices.

Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes More Beethoven Favorite Food Jokes

What is Beethoven's favorite food?

Ba-Na-Na-NAAAAAAAAAAAA

What was Beethoven's favorite food?

BA-NA-NA-NAAA!!!!! (to the tune of Beethoven's 5th symphony)

Math Jokes More Math Jokes

What does the Chinese government call an American with a PhD in physics, math and chemistry?

STUPID AMERICAN!

How many redditors does it take to get a joke?

Three. One to get the punchline, and one to point out the math is wrong.

Cow Culator Jokes More Cow Culator Jokes

How does a cow quickly do math?

With a cow-culator! (Rimshot)

What do bulls do math with?

A cow-culator! (Cue groans)

Drug Jokes More Drug Jokes

What type of drugs do ducks use?

What type of drugs to ducks use? Quack cocaine.

Why was the black man selling drugs?

He was a pharmacist.

Ba Dum Tsss Jokes More Ba Dum Tsss Jokes

Why can you trust a musician?

Because he always gives sound advice. Ba dum tsss.

How do bovines do math?

They use a cow-culator! Ba-dum-tsss!

Sit Jokes More Sit Jokes

What do you get if King Kong sits on your piano?

A flat note.

Why is it a tragedy?

Because a Cadillac sits six.

Cadillac Jokes More Cadillac Jokes

What kind of car does a cat drive?

A Cadillac.

What does Pontiac stand for?

Poor, Old, Niagga, Thinks, It's, A, Cadillac. Ba dum tssss