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What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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Why did the Muslim CEO dislike the cartoon of Muhammad?

Because it wasn't prophet maximizing.

What does a Muslim man call a girl he is living in sin with?

Haram bea

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What kind of car does a rich shepherd drive?

A Lamb-orghini!

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs