What's a Muslims favourite animal?

Its Lamb

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What do you call a half Irish half Muslim husband?

O'Pressive.

How do you blow up a Muslim's iPhone?

Put it into airplane mode.

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What do you call sheep in the Middle East?

Arak of lamb

What do you hear if you hold a kebap to your ear?

The silence of the lambs