What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

Why didn't the tree like to play checkers?

Because it was a chesnut tree.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that's a lumber jack?

Well you call him porkchop

What's that pig doing in the middle of the road with a red light on its head?

Didn't you tell me to put out a stop swine

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.