What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How does a neckbeard greet a tree?

Good day, m'hogany'

Why could the French man not count to four?

He could not get past the tree!

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Why is your dad chasing those pigs through the garden?

We're raising mashed potatoes.

What does a pig write with?

A pig pen!

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

How do porcupines make love?

Very, very carefully.

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.