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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

How did Tarzan get his cry?

As he was about to swing to the next tree he said, "OK, Cheeta, hang on anywhere".

What do you call a tree if you don't know what kind of tree it is?

It's a mystery.

Pig Jokes More Pig Jokes

What do you call a pig that losses its voice?

Disgruntled

What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

Porcupine Jokes More Porcupine Jokes

What do you get it you cross a porcupine with a giraffe?

A long necked toothbrush.

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Mercedes?

A porcupine has the pricks on the outside.