What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What do you get if you cross a cat with a tree?

A cat-a-logue!

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What did the pig say when his wife left him?

Don't go bacon my heart

What does a pig put on it's nose for a sunburn?

Oinkment!

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What the difference between a police car and a porcupine?

With a police car, the pricks are on the inside

What do you call a cross between a skunk, a wolverine, and a porcupine?

Sir" from a distance.