What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

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What type of tree hates company?

Sycamore trees!

Why don't you find hippopotamuses hiding in trees?

They're really good at it.

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What do you call a pig making cookies?

Bakin'!

What do you get when you cross a duck and a pig?

A media circus that focuses on the morals and ethics of genetic engineering.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

A porcupine

What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.