Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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How do scaredy-cats answer the phone?

Yellow

What do you say when you find two banana peels together?

A pair of slipper

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What do you get when you scare a tree?

Petrified wood.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.

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Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps