Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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How did a blind woman pierce her ear?

Answering the stapler.

What do you think is the biggest problem in Germany?

Uncertainty or indifference ' He answered: I don't know and I don't care!'

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What's the exchange rate for pigs and trees?

A porcupine.

Why did the gorilla fall out of the tree?

Because it was dead.

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What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....