Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

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What's the difference between a roasted chicken and a time bomb?

If you don't know the answer please never invite me to dinner.

How can you tell a Minnesota hockey fan?

Ask him what color the blue line is and wait. It may take him ten minutes to answer.

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Why do pigs run into trees?

To shake out the alligators. I've never seen an alligator In a tree. That's because the pigs do such a good job.

How do frat boys cut down trees?

With a sah, dude

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Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....