Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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How did Chuck Norris solve the dwindling oil reserves problem?

Ctrl - C, Ctrl - V

What squeaks as it solves crimes?

Miami mice!

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What's a Lumberjack's favorite drink?

A lager

What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

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What did the flower say about the tree heading to the sky?

He's on route.

Why was the tree in prison?

Because it broke every branch of the law.

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Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps