Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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How did the detective solve his cold-case?

He put it in a conviction-oven.

How did the mathematician solve his constipation problems?

The same way he solved all other problems: He worked it out with a pencil and paper.

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What do you call a dating service for lumberjacks?

Timbr

What did the tree say to the lumberjack?

I'm falling for you

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What do a squirrel and a piano have in common?

Both can climb trees, except the piano

Why are there trees in Harlem?

Public Transport

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.