Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

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What do locking the keys in your car and getting your girlfriend pregnant have in common?

Both can be solved with a coat hanger

How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

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What did the lumberjack say when his colleague went home sick?

Hope you fell better tomorrow.

What did the lumberjack see?

He saw a tree.

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What type of trees do chickens grow on?

Poul-trees

Why did they plant trees in Harlem?

Public transportation.

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What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!