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Stump Jokes

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

I Love Pizza & You

I Love Pizza & You

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why couldn't the tree answer the trivia question?

It was stumped.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.