What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do flies wear on their feet?

Shoos.

What do you call a man with no feet and is allergic to milk?

Lack-toes intolerant

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

Why don't owls make love in the rain?

Because it's too wet to woo.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!