What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

Why are you crying Ted?

Asked his mum. 'Because my new sneakers hurt.' 'That's because you have put them on the wrong feet.' 'But they are the only feet I have.'

Why cant people with no feet drink milk?

Because they are lack toes intolorent.

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What do you call an owl who does magic?

WHO-DINI

What do you get if you cross an owl with a witch?

A bird that's ugly but doesn't give a hoot!

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

What do you get when you cross an apple with a Christmas tree?

A pear. P.s. got this joke in a cracker. If anybody gets it can you please explain it. My family is stumped.

Why couldn't the cut down tree answer a riddle?

It was stumped.