What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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Why did the rabbit have trouble hopping?

Because he always kept one foot in his pocket for good luck!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Why can't owls breed in the rain?

It's too wet to woo.

How does a witch make scrambled eggs?

She holds the pan and gets two friends to make the stove shake with fright! 'Owl be seeing you later.'

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

Why are riddles about trees so hard?

Because they always leave you stumped!