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What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

How do you measure a snake?

In inches. Snakes don't have any feet.

Why do we measure snakes in inches?

Because they don't have any feet!

Owl Jokes More Owl Jokes

What happened when the owl lost his voice?

He didn't give a hoot!

What do owls sing when it is raining?

Too wet to woo'!

Stump Jokes More Stump Jokes

Why couldn't the tree solve the Lumberjack's riddle?

He was stumped.

What do amputees and cricket have in common?

Stumps