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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Foot Jokes More Foot Jokes

What do you get when you foot falls asleep?

Coma-toes.

What does a owl say when it stumps it foot?

OOOOOWWWWLLLL....

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What's the first step in getting accepted to carpentry school?

Submitting a stool sample.

How does a flight of steps check out a woman?

It stares.

Sister Cell Jokes More Sister Cell Jokes

What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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Why did Germany hold a ceremony for the Greek bankruptcy?

They wanted to give credit where credit was due.

What's a cheetah's favorite food?

Fast Food!!!...