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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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Whats the difference between a baby and a trampoline?

You take your shoes off before you step on a trampoline Probally heard this but it's worth a shot

How did the dictator make it easier for power companies to do business with neighboring countries?

He stepped down.

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What did the magician say to the cell?

Might I conjure Ya

What do cells say when their sister shoots their foot?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis