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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

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What is the difference between pick and choose?

To pick is to make a selection... And choose are what Cubans wear on their feet.

Is there a hole in your shoe?

No… Then how’d you get your foot in it?

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Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

What do you call 99 bunnies walking forward and they take one step backwards?

A receding hare line.

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What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani

What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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How many "friend zone" guys does it take to put in a light bulb?

It doesn't matter how many. They just compliment it and get mad when it won't screw.

Why are atoms untrustworthy?

They make up everything. Credit to from an askreddit thread about what not to trust.