What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe?

Mitosis

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What did one cell say to its sister cell when she stepped on him?

Mitosis!

What did the sister cell say to her sister cell when she stepped on her foot?

Ow Mytosis! Credits to Amanda Damiani