Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Why did Dory warn Nemo about escaping through the toilet?

Because it was a sewer side mission!

What did the gamer say to the fleeing prisoner?

Run! escape!

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Why did Snake walk into the bar?

Because he wears an eyepatch and has poor depth perception.

What did Harry Potter order when he went to the bar?

Expecto-Patron-On-Ice

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What do they call me in prison?

Mitochondria, cause I'm the powerhouse of the cell

What is the difference between a physicist and a biologist?

A physicist is atoms studying themselves, while a biologist is cells that study themselves.

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Why didn't the NSA request AT&T's phone records?

Because they can't monitor all those dropped calls!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

Why did you steal that bird?

Prisoner: For a lark sir.

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&ampT jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!