Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

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Escape Jokes More Escape Jokes

How did "El Chapo" escape prison?

Joaquin.

What do you call a psychic midget that escapes prison?

A small medium at large.

Bar Jokes More Bar Jokes

What do a woman and a bar have in common?

Liquor in the front, poker in the back.

What professional hates going to the bar?

A lawyer

Cell Jokes More Cell Jokes

How many mitochondria does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they're the powerhouse of the cell.

What did Bea Arthur whisper in her lover's ear?

An elaborate fantasy in which she is in prison and tries to escape by chewing through the bars of her cell.

At&T Jokes More At&T Jokes

Where did AT&T get their 2007 slogan?

Ireland: More bars in more places

Why did all the prisoners at the AT&T jail escape?

Because they had no bars on their cells!

Prisoner Jokes More Prisoner Jokes

What do you call it when you admit to being a prisoner?

A con-fession.

What do you call it when a prisoner takes his own mugshot?

A Cellfie.