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What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What Job will Mr Miyagi take on when he retires from Martial Arts?

Plastic Surgeon. Japanese accent "Rax on, Rax off"

What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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How to be part of a joke?

One must simply walk into a bar

What do you call 3 agnostics sitting at a bar?

I don't know.