What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-terminator!

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What do you say to a black guy after washing his dog?

Yo dawg I washed yo dog.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.