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What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What did Arnold Schwarzenegger do after he retired?

He became an ex-Terminator!

What does a retired hairdresser and a bar of platinum have in common?

They both plat no more.

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What do you call tiny waves that wash up onto a beach?

Microwaves!

What do you call Washington State after a long rain storm?

Washed a Ton State. I woke up with that joke in my head this morning. My brain is weird. Had to share it with someone.