What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

What Do You Call Bob The Builder When He Retires?

Bob.

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

How does a Reaver clean his spear?

He puts it in the Wash.