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What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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Where did the engine go after he retired?

To live in a motor home

What's a shy and retiring accountant?

An accountant who is half a million shy and that's why he's retiring.

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What do you get when you mix a Mexican and an octopus?

I don't know, but it sure can wash a lot of dishes.

What's the difference between a buffalo and a bison?

You can't wash your face in a buffalo.