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What do you call a retired professional swimmer?

Washed up.

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What's the difference between an orphan home and a terrorists' boot camp?

I don't know. I'm retiring next month.

What did they call Postman Pat after he retired?

Pat

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What happened to the cowboy when he said that he was sick of washing cowhides at his side of the dairy?

He was sent to the udder side

Why do towels get dirty?

If we use towels just to dry ourselves after washing off dirt and what not. Why do they get dirty??