Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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Why do pessimists always think it's the weekend?

Because every day is a sadder-day.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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Why is working at Amazon warehouse like being a coke addict?

You spend 10 hours a day doing nothing but clearing lines.

What is the best food to order from Amazon?

Prime Rib

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.