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Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What's the different between a wife and a smoke detector?

One, you can turn off without even trying. The other, you spend all day waving a dish cloth at.

Why Isn't The Media Covering This?

The media asks other media, peering into its media mirror, media-ing before a day of media in media.

Amazon Jokes More Amazon Jokes

Who's there! Amazon! Amazon who?

Amazon of a gun!

What do you call someone who makes a lot of money through deforestation of the Amazon?

A Brazillionaire!

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What's the worst cut of steak?

Amazon Prime.

What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.