Why do fanfic writers like Amazon Prime?

They get free two-day shipping.

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What does Hodor start off his day with?

Raisin' Bran.

What is the creepiest letter of the alphabet?

V. Because no matter where you are, any time of any day, no matter what you do, V always follows U.

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Why was Amazon angry after their conference with Samsung?

After taking Notes, they realized their was no way they could sell the Fire.

Whats the derivative of Amazon?

Amazon prime.

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What's the difference between Amazon Prime and the Amazon River?

The Amazon River actually has sails.

What does Wonder Woman call foreplay?

Amazon Prime.