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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Day Jokes More Day Jokes

Finally realized why my plant sits around doing nothing all day...

He loves his pot.

What's a pilots least favorite holiday?

May Day!

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Why is it so hard to build a blonde snowman?

Because you have to hollow out the head.

Why was Einstein unable to build a wall?

He only had Ein Stein

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Why did Hannibal invade Rome?

OC Well it was kinda hard to avoid, what will all roads leading there and what not.

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.