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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Who's there! C's! C's who?

C's the day!

Why are sloths one of the 7 deadly sins?

Those little guys don't hurt anybody. They just chill all day.

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How did Dr Frankenstein pay the men who built his monster?

On a piece rate.

Why did the grave keeper build a fence around the grave yard?

Cuz everyone was dying to get in.

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What happened when Caesar's government officials could not reach consensus?

Irritable Brawls in Rome

Why won't you find any gondolas in the Eternal City?

Because Rome wasn't built in a bay.