Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What day was Doris Day born?

Doris' day.

Why did Night fall?

Because Day tripped him.

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Why did Thoreau build a house?

Because he wanted to be walled-in.

Why do they build fences around graveyards?

Because people are dying to get in

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

Who ate a lot and conquered Rome?

Atilla the Hungry.