Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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Why are so many people obese these days?

Because burgers are$.99 and salads are $4.99

What did Adam say to his wife on the day before Christmas?

It's Christmas, Eve!

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What size lumber is used to build homes in Dubai?

Dubai fours

Where are average things built?

In a satisfactory

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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.