Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What do communists do on May Day?

Paint the town red.

What do you call the day after a sad Friday?

A sadder day.

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What do angry beavers build?

DAMNITS!

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Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...