How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

When did Caesar reign?

I didn't know he reigned. Of course he did didn't they hail him

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

What's half of a tuba?

A oneba.

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

I dropped a pear in my car this morning.

You should drop another one, then you would have a pair.

Why did the belt go to prison?

He held up a pair of pants!

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why did the pig wear yellow coveralls?

He split a seam in his blue ones.

Why did the programmer's girlfriend move back home so quickly?

She returned because all he ever did was split her in the middle for log(n) time.