How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Where's the best place to explore?

Rome.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What do Romans say when their wives run away?

Caesar!

What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

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What is a pair of sheep's favorite instrument?

Two-Baaas.

What kind of pants does agent Mulder wear?

Just a pair 'a normal pants.

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Where did Czechslovakia split up?

At the Czech-out line.

Why did the atom stick around?

Cuz if he split, the situation would have gotten blown out of proportion.