How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

Why wasn't Rome built in a day?

Because it was a government job.

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What did Caesar say when playing battleship?

A2 Brute.

Who's there! Caesar! Caesar who?

Caesar quickly before she gets away!

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What did the Japan team say after the first half of the Women's World Cup?

I, 4-1, know we won't win.

Why do gangsters save so much money on clothes?

Cause all their pants are half-off

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Why did the golfer wear two pairs of trousers?

In case he got a hole in one.

Why do golfers wear two pairs of pants?

In case they get a hole in one!

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Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.

Who's there! Banana! Banana who?

Banana split so ice creamed!