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How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

Why was math so easy in ancient Rome?

X always equals 10

Caesar Jokes More Caesar Jokes

What is Lil Wayne's favorite food?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say to Cleopatra?

Toga-ether we can rule the world!

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How are husbands like lawn mowers?

They're hard to get started, they emit noxious odors, and half the time they don't work.

How did my operation go Doc?

Dr What Dr Omg I've only got half a colon

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

What do you call a slightly incomplete Yahtzee set?

Pair o' Dice Lost

What do you call a pair of twins who live together?

Womb-mates

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why was the necrophiliac depressed?

His rotten girlfriend split on him.

Why did the bowler bring two pairs of pants?

He wanted a spare in case he had a split.