How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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Rome Jokes More Rome Jokes

What do they call soda in Rome?

Pope.

What did Cesar say when the people of Rome wanted to re-empower the Tribune?

Oh, Plebes.

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What did Caesar say when he ran into his friend at a music lesson?

Etude, Brute?

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...

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How do you know if someone is half texan and half Canadian?

It rhymes when they say. "Keep at eye out for a coyote."

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

Pair Jokes More Pair Jokes

How does a pair of pants feel when it is ironed?

Depressed.

What do you call a duck traveling south that enters a time warp and meets itself traveling north?

A pair of ducks.

Split Jokes More Split Jokes

Why should you never date an atom?

The split is gonna be explosive

How was Rome split in half?

With a pair of Caesars...