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How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Why use words you don't understand in your tweets?

It just makes you look photosynthesis.

What would you use to write down a description of the dump you just took?

A No. 2 pencil.

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Why don't they sell GPSs in Italy?

Because all the roads lead to Rome.

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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Whats the difference between Caesar and Casanova?

Caesar said:"I came, I saw, I conquered." Casanova said:"I saw, I conquered, I came."

How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What do you call two pears?

A pair.

Why did you buy me a pair of bunny ears?

I wanted you to have a hoppy birthday!

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How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.

How do you teach a girl math?

Subtract her clothes, divide her legs, give her a square root and watch her multiply.