How do you divide old Rome?

Using a pair of Caesars.

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What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you?

Camembert

Why does Ms. Piggy use honey and vinegar douche?

Because Kermit likes sweet and sour pork.

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What's the best city to search the World Wide Web in?

Rome.

When was Rome built?

Pupil: At night. Teacher: Why did you say that Pupil: Because my Dad always says that Rome wasn't built in a day!

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What did Octavian say when he stormed Cleopatra's gardens?

Caesar salad

What did Caesar say after crossing the river Rubicon?

Can someone get me some dry socks

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Where do you park Two Ships of Theseus?

At a Pair of Docks

Why did the suspenders get arrested?

Because they held up a pair of pants.

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Why did I divide sin by tan?

Just cos.

How do I find answers using Google.com?

On Yahoo Answers. Stand by while the internet divides itself by zero.