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Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Want Jokes More Want Jokes

Why do they want to change the faces on dollars but not on coins?

Because the only constant is change.

How many times does 1 go into 0?

As Many Times As It Wants!

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why does your son say, 'Cluck, cluck, cluck?

Mother: "Because he thinks he's a chicken." Little girl: "Why don't you tell him he's not a chicken " Mother: "We need the eggs."

What do you get when you cross a chicken with a duck?

A bird that lays down!

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's brown, black and blue and lays at the bottom of a ditch?

A brunette that's told one too many blonde jokes.

What did the lonely lumberjack use to get laid?

TINDERRRRR!!!!

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why shouldn't the chicken cross the road?

It would be a fowl proceeding.

Why'd the dog cross the road?

Cause he's a dog.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get if you cross a kangaroo and an elephant?

Big holes all over Australia!

What do you get if you cross an Egyptian mummy with a car mechanic?

Toot and Car Man.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

What do you mean he's your half son?

What do you mean what do I mean?" replied the man. He went on to explain "My son has half my genes, that makes him my half-son." The woman he was talking to decided he was crazy and without replying walked past him. She looked back and noticed his neck was red, after all it was a sunny day.

What's worse than finding a caterpillar in your apple?

Finding half a caterpillar in your apple

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you call a line of diamonds on fire?

Hotline Bling.

What do you call a line of hundreds of rabbits, moving backwards slowly?

A receding hareline