Why did the chicken cross the road half...

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Why did the monster paint himself in rainbow colors?

Because he wanted to hide in the crayon box.

What's the last thing you want to see on the reddit frontpage?

This joke. PS: You don't think so Prove me wrong.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

Why did the chicken give the cat his mashed potatoes?

To get to the other side.

What do you call a chicken looking at lettuce?

Chicken sees a salad.

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Why was the bottle laying down?

Someone flipped it.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs laying in a pile of leaves?

Russel.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road?

Because it had a bad motivator!

Why did the Sheikh cross the road?

To get to the other wife.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the lost tourist cross the road?

The chicken looked like he knew where he was going.

What do you get when you cross a Mexican cholo and an ill tempered Irishman?

A surprisingly stable person according to my Homie O'Statis.

Half Jokes More Half Jokes

How do you get out?

You look in the mirror and see what you saw. Take the saw and saw the table in half. Two half's make a whole, go through the hole.

What's the average lifespan of an owl?

About six and a half books.

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What did you do at preschool?

3-year-old: We had to color inside the lines the WHOLE time. Me: 3-year-old: I need to lie down.

Why are the streets in Paris lined with trees?

So the German soldiers can march in shade.

Why did the chicken cross the road half way?