Why did the chicken cross the road half way?

He wanted to lay it on the line!

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Why Does Paris Hilton Have a Chihuahua?

Cause she doesn't want a Dog thats more intelligent than her!

What size box of condoms do you never want to buy?

The family size.

Chicken Jokes More Chicken Jokes

What do you call a clan for chickens?

Coo clucks clan

What did the egg say to the pan or boiling water?

It's gonna take me a while to get hard, I just got laid by a chicken.

Lay Jokes More Lay Jokes

What's the difference between a blonde and a brick?

When you lay a brick it doesn't follow you around for two weeks whining.

What's black and blue and laying in a ditch?

A guitarist who'd told too many drummer jokes.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the blonde cross the road?

I don't know. Neither did she!

Why did the hipster cross the road?

To get to a place you've probably never heard of.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the doggy cross the road?

To get to the bone! Q:Why did the bone cross the road A: To get away!

What do you get when you cross a Fire Chief two Lotus Notes Gurus?

A. FireWeb.... of course!

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Why did Michael Jackson go to Macy's?

He heard boys' pants were half off.

What do you call something that is half horse and half pig?

A mounted police officer

Line Jokes More Line Jokes

What do you say when somebody cuts in front of you in line for Vietnamese noodles?

Hey, pho queue, dude

What's the difference between a line of naked women and a magician?

Well, the magician has a cunning array of stunts...