Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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Why did the crip cross the road?

Chuz

Why didn't the neuron cross the road?

It was Nervous

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Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What do you get if you cross a cow with a tension headache?

A bad mood!

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Where do cows like to ride on trains?

In the cow-boose.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired