Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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How did the headless chicken cross the road?

In a KFC bucket.

Why did the cactus cross the road?

It got stuck to the chicken.

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What do you get if you cross a bee with a quarter of a pound of ground beef?

A humburger.

What do you get when you cross an aged marsupial with a con game?

The old switcheroo.

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How tall do you have to be to ride a Kanye West rollercoaster?

About Ye big.

What would happen if black widow spiders were as big as horses?

If one bit you, you could ride it to the hospital.