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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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When an Amish buggy breaks down on the side of the road, who do they call?

Triple Hay

Why did the otter cross the road?

To say "hello from the otter side"

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

What do you call a cross between an elephant and a rhinoceros?

Elephino

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How does the pig farmer get to the fair?

He rides piggyback.

What is the best part of Pokemon Go?

I can ride my bike indoors and professor oak can't do anything to stop me.