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Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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Why did the fish monger cross the road?

Just for the halibut.

Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

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Why did the opossum cross the road?

To get to the middle.

How is crossing an intersection like going to jail?

If you're a white man, you're free to walk.

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How many kids with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Let's go ride our bikes.

Why don't professional athletes ride bikes to warm-up before games?

Because then they'd be two tired