Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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Road Jokes More Road Jokes

What did the BMW say to the Audi on the side of the road?

Rust-in-peace.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the teacher cross her eyes?

Because she couldn't control her pupils.

What do you get if you cross a gardener with a banker?

A box hedge fund!

Ride Jokes More Ride Jokes

What is the hardest thing about learning to ride a bike?

The asphalt.

How many ADHD children does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes