Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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What purrs along the road and leaves holes in the lawn?

A Moles Royce.

Why did Adele cross the road?

To say Hello from the other side. I called you a million times.

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How did Darth Vader cross the street?

Ewoked.

Why did Ellen Pao cross the road?

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What's the definition of a healthy virgin?

"One who has never been bed-ridden!"

Why didn't the girl ride her bike to go water the neighborhood flower bed like usual?

Because the pedals fell off.