Why did Xzibit cross the road?

To get to the other Ride

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Why did Goku cross the road?

Find out next time on Dragonball Z!

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

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What do you get when you cross an insomniac, dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Someone who stays up all night wondering if there really is a dog.

Why doesn't Jesus play basketball?

He got crossed up.

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How many kids with ADSD does it take to change a lightbulb?

Lets go ride our bikes!

What did the yogi say after riding his pet llama to the ashram?

Llamaste.