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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

Why do abcdefghijklmopqrstuvwxy &amp z hate hanging out with the letter n?

Because n always has to be the center of attention.

Why is depressed clothing so convenient?

It hangs itself

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the plant cross the road?

Cus it was being stalked!

Why did the cows cross the road?

They wanted to go to the mooo....vies

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What do you call two Mexican firefighters?

Hose A and Hose B.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

Why is the fridge shaking so much?

It's running just fine. Probrably because it's so turned on!

What do you call a group of Japanese people running up a hill?

Tsunami Warning

Fire Engine Jokes More Fire Engine Jokes

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.