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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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Hang Jokes More Hang Jokes

What is your emergency?

Me: I love you. 911: Hang up. Me: No you hang up. 911: Stop. Me: This is so us.

What do you call two guys with no arms and no legs hanging over a window?

Kurt and Rod

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the chicken run across the road?

She was worried the egg would get there first.

Why did the interrupting cow cross the road?

MOOOOOO!!!!

Hose Jokes More Hose Jokes

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Run Jokes More Run Jokes

What's the worst part of running into your ex?

You have to get out and check to see how bad your car is damaged.

How's Terry Fox like Jack Layton?

They both tried to run a country and died before finishing.

Fire Engine Jokes More Fire Engine Jokes

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.

Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!