Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

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What's white and sticky?

What's white and sticky and hangs from the clouds. The second coming of the Lord

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They're all a bunch of drama-dairies.

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Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

Why did the otter cross the road?

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

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Jose and Hose "B."

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Americas already got two running for president.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

What would you have if your car's motor was in flames?

A fire engine.