Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Hose.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because all of his hose had kinks.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Jose and Hose "B."
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because...bros before hose!
Hose A and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
He couldn't trust his hose.
Jose and Hose B.
Jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Hose A and Hose B.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Jose & Hose-B
Because we want to!
*with teary eyes* whatever the hell i wanted to do...
Waterboarding.
They cantaloupe
Hose B
Jos and Josb
A Jolly Rancher.
Because it's pretty basic stuff.
The Son is attracted to black
Jesus, take the wheel!
Because he didn't habanero.
The beans keep slipping through the grill.
