Hose Jokes

Why are fire trucks red?

You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.

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Why are fire engines red?

You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!

Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why is a fire truck always red?

Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.

What did the Mexican firefighter name his twin sons?

Hose A and Hose B

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did the Hispanic Fireman name his twin sons?

Jose &amp Hose-B

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None! If you'd just make it a day exterior we wouldn't be screwing around with all these damn light bulbs!

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By Bony Express.

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What did the Mexican firefighter call his two sons?

Jos and Hose-B

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It had locomotive. (I'm not sorry)

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Adidos!

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What did the Mexican firefighter name his two sons?

Jos and Josb

What did the Mexican fire chief call his two sons?

Jose and josB (Hose A &amp Hose B)

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Because running is past tents.

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They'll tell you

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What did the Mexican fire chief call his 2 sons?

Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)

What did the Mexican gang member say when two large houses fell on him during an earthquake?

Get off me, homes.