Because the they have an excuse to buy hose
Hose.
You would be too if someone was pulling on your hose all day.
You would be too if you were running down the road with your hose hanging out!
Because all of his hose had kinks.
Because his hose was in a different area code.
Jose and Hose "B."
Cause you'd be mad too if someone kept pulling your hose.
Because...bros before hose!
Hose A and Hose B
Jose and Hose B
A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.
You'd turn red if someone pulled on your hose wouldn't you?
You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far
He couldn't trust his hose.
Jose and Hose B.
Jose and josB (Hose A & Hose B)
Hose A and Hose B.
Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!
Hose A and hose B (read it out loud)
Jose & Hose-B
Rep-tiles.
Kryptocurrency
Jos and Josb
Well, if I'm gonna be impotent, I'm gonna look impotent.
Incase he got a hole in one. HEHE one of my favs. Whats your fav joke?
A fire engine.
He ran out of little boys
Because he kept running out of the pen.
Bison.
Would she apply for a job Nope. She'd just show up one day like "I work here now."
Question: What's the difference between Joan of Arc and a canoe? Answer: One is Maid of Orleans and the other is made of wood.
You can actually get through the minefield alive.
