Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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When did Pinocchio learn he was made of wood?

When his hand caught fire!!

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He took a day off

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What did the Mexican fire chief name his two sons?

Jose and Hose "B."

Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.