Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What do you call it when a car full of Mexicans catches fire?

Baked beans

What did the man say when he sat on a candle?

Fire in the hole!

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Why wouldn't the pimp water his lawn?

He couldn't trust his hose.

Why is a firetruck red?

You'd be red too if you had your hose stretched that far

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Why did the fireman wear red, white, and blue suspenders?

To hold his pants up.

How many firemen does it take to change a light bulb?

Four - three to cut a hole in the roof and one to change the bulb.