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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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Why did the fire fighter go in to save his friend first, and then fight the fire?

Because... bros before hose!!! Wubbulubbadub-dub!

Why did Verizon's mailman get fired?

He was losing packets.

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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

What did the Mexican fireman name his children?

Jose and Hose B

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

Why do fire departments have dalmatians?

To help the firemen find the hydrants