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Why couldn't the fireman put out the fire?

Because his hose was in a different area code.

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What do a hurricane a tornado a fire and a divorce have in common?

They are four ways you can lose your house!

What do you call a dwarf that was on fire?

A lil smokey

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Whats the difference between a kink and a fetish?

A kink is something put in a hose, a fetish is something she wants to put in your hose.

Why did the fire fighter call off work to spend time with his friend?

Because...bros before hose!

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What did the fireman say when he noticed his hammer was on fire?

This is not a drill.

What did the fireman say when the church caught on fire?

Holy smoke!