How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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How does a blonde set the time on her alarm clock?

She waits until midnight and plugs it back in. Disclaimer: I know it's terrible, I was very young when I came up with it.

What do colorblind people say to the unexpected?

Well that came out of the purple

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What's 41 times 11?

I can't find the answer anywhere.

What is the difference between a "Battery" and a woman?

A battery has a positive side.

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Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

What do the Globetrotters do when they're finished urinating?

The Harlem Shake

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What will reddit never know?

Victoria's Secret...

Why do women and children evacuate first in an emergency?

So the men can go on Reddit and repost this joke.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.