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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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Who went into a witche's den and came out alive?

The witch!

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?

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Why did Beethoven never answer the doorbell?

They weren't invented yet.

How many chameleons are in the room with you right now?

You can never answer this question with 100% certainty.

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Why couldn't the taxidermist finish anything he started?

Because he kept getting side tracked by pet projects

Why did the Boston Marathon runner collapse before finishing the race?

WTF) His thighs were burning too bad.

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How is Reddit like fencing?

Ripostes everywhere.

How do you find a blonde on reddit?

Look for the comments that just say "huh "

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

What will they call her in 2017?

Madam President.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.