Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do mathematicians use to get fast delivery?

Amazon'

Why do ISIS fighters only drink instant coffee?

Because they hate the French Press. (This joke used to be more topical)

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Why don't they allow lesbians to play baseball?

When they get to third base they think they've scored

Why were some people not allowed in to the Poet College?

Because they were bard.

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Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

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How can I waste ten seconds of someone's time and make total strangers hate me?

Credit card chip inventor - Me, writing tweets

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist