Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What did the doctor tell a welder when the welder asked if his girlfriend(a pilot) using alternative lube was giving him erectile dysfunction?

Jet fuel can't melt steel beams

What streaming site do eldritch horrors use?

Cth-Hulu

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What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

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Why does Brendon Rodgers hate Twitter?

It only allows 140 characters

What do you do at a red light?

Me: "I usually respond to texts and check my Twitter."

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What do you do in the bathroom if you are trying to waste time?

Stall

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What do you call someone who confuses Emma Stone and Mila Kunis in a movie?

A bad judge of character.

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist

What is a mathematicians favorite Eagles song?

Take it to the limit. RIP Glenn Frey