Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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Why are Jedis allowed to use negative numbers?

Because only Siths deal in absolutes.

What do they use to pay for things in the Vatican?

Paypal

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Why aren't you allowed alcohol on a golf course?

Because it's a crime to drink and drive.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

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How is Twitter like Game of Thrones?

There's 140 characters, and they are all terrible.

Why was Game of Thrones banned from twitter?

Because twitter has an 140 character limit.

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why do Electricians make terrible revolutionaries?

They know resistance is a waste of energy.

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Why did the developers have to delay their pirate game?

They needed to give their characters an eye-patch.

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits