Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What would Steve Urkel say if he used The Force?

Jedi do that?

Why was the skeleton using the Internet?

To bone up on his schoolwork.

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What word allows you to take away two letters and get one?

Stone.

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Why don't Game of Thrones characters tweet with Twitter?

They were ravin' with Raven.

What's the difference between a Twitter post and a Russian Novel?

A Twitter post is limited to 140 characters

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What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What's 8 feet tall, covered in fur, and walks around the Himalayas undermining your arguments by attacking your character?

The Adhomineminal Snowman

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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

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What did the calculus student who failed his test and the guy who got a speed ticket have in common?

They didn't know their limits

Why don't mathematicians ever get blackout drunk?

They know their limits.