Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

One mucks about the mountain. What's the difference between a police batton and a magician's wand One is used for cunning stunts.

What kind of cheese do you use to hide a small horse?

Mascarpone!

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

What type of weed are you allowed to smoke during Ramadan?

Tajweed

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What's the difference between Twitter and Game of Thrones?

Twitter only allows 140 characters.

How do Baroque composers tweet?

Through their twitter Handel!..... I am so sorry

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What do you get when you combine an excess of waste and recycling?

R/jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

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What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

Why did the empty string do immoral things?

Because it had no character.

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How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.