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Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

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What did Romans use to cut pizza before the rolling cutter was invented?

Lil Caesars

Why are you still using it?

Sentimental attachment. -It just caught fire. -Aww, just like old times.

Allow Jokes More Allow Jokes

Why is Elsa not allowed a balloon?

Because she'll let it goooo

Why is mild cheddar even a thing?

Who are these people who can't handle sharp cheddar & why are they allowed to influence the cheese market

Twitter Jokes More Twitter Jokes

Why are Twitter jokes not as funny when you read them aloud to a friend?

It's not like they had to be there...

Why did I join Twitter?

Well I was sick of only being hated by coworkers and family so I wanted to branch out.

Waste Jokes More Waste Jokes

How many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?

I don't waste my time with these childish jokes.

What's the best response when someone wastes your time?

Answers below please.

Character Jokes More Character Jokes

What rhymes with 'boo' and really stinks?

You. Why I oughta...! Edit: Wow, thanks for all the love. My son is quite the character and he really caught me off guard with this!

What are Alphabet employees gonna be called?

Characters.

George R.R. Martin Jokes More George R.R. Martin Jokes

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter?

There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post?

Answer coming Fall 2017.

Limit Jokes More Limit Jokes

What's the integral of 2x with the limits from 10 to 13?

A good time)

How many "Mean Girls" jokes is too many?

The limit does not exist