Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the vulture fly United Airlines?

Because they allow 1 free carrion

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How much room is needed for fungi to grow?

As mushroom as possible

How do you pump up a room full of shy introverts?

LETS GET READY TO MUMBLE!!!

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.