Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why do so many American kids die in school shootings?

They're not allowed to run in the halls.

Why is Jay-Z allowed to ride in the carpool lane by himself?

Because his name is Hov, OH, H-to-the-O-V

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What do you get when you put the entire South Carolina cheerleading team in one room?

A full set of teeth.

Why does a VC always enter a room backwards?

To keep an eye on the exit

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.