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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What is not allowed in the ring, but boxers do every night?

Hit the sack.

Whats the difference between Game of Thrones and Twitter?

Twitter only allows 160 characters

Room Jokes More Room Jokes

How do you tell the difference between Al Gore and the secret service when they're in the same room?

Al Gore's the stiff one.

What do you call a room with no walls?

A mushroom. Some people don't think that this is a joke. But it makes me rofl all over the place.

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Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Eggplant Jokes More Eggplant Jokes

What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie