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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Which duck will destroy the establishment?

None, ducks are not allowed in politics.

Why are Muslim men allowed 4 wives?

Because "Islam gives women equal rights!"

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Where do you go in the room when you're cold?

The corner, it's 90 degrees.

How do you tell if there's a Pilot in the room?

They've already told you.

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What did Mario say about Toad?

He's a fun guy.

Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

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What do you get when you put an egg in the ground?

An eggplant.

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.