Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What do you call a place where they don't allow sleeveless shirts?

A gun free zone

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How many dwarves does it take to paint a room red?

It depends how hard you throw then against the wall.

How many babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends how hard you can throw them.

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Why is the mushroom so happy?

Because he's a FUN-GUY

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.