Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What's the difference between a toilet and a sink?

Aaaand you're not allowed in my house anymore.

What does the polite racist say?

I will take over now, if you allow.

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Why do I have to share a room with my twin sister?

ME: Because we only anticipated having one of you.

What room is it?

When you arrive at the international airport you are American. There is a room that changes your nationality. When you enter this room you are Russian, when you leave this room you are Finnish, and while inside European. What room is it?

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What do you call a mushroom that goes into a bar and buys everyone a drink?

The fun guy

Why should you always invite mushrooms to your parties?

They're fun guys!

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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

Where does the blue collar chicken work?

The Eggplant.