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Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

What did people start calling the medical school that allowed animals to study medicine?

The hippocampus.

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How can a room full of couples be empty?

There isn't a single person left!

What sits in the corner of the room, crying and getting smaller and smaller?

A baby combing it's hair with a vegetable peeler.

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Why does everybody like the mushroom?

Because he's a fun guy.

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.

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What do you get if you rub an eggplant?

A little aubergenie

Why weren't the eggplants allowed into the mushroom party?

Because there wasn't much room and they aren't fun guys.