Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

GLOVES! Just kidding, he hasn't opened the box yet.

What did you learn at summer camp?

KID: We built a generator out of sticks and mud MOM: A generator For what KID: To charge our iPods

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When your prescription says "DO NOT DRINK ALCOHOL WHILE TAKING THIS" how many beers are you really allowed to have?

6

Why isn't Barney the Dinosaur allowed to drive?

Because everybody knows -- tyrannosaurus wrecks.

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How do you know if someone doesn't like Football and isn't going to watch the Super Bowl?

They'll tell you

What do Twitter drama and football have in common?

They are both interesting to watch.

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What kind of parents are see-through?

Transparence!

How many Millennials does it take... to screw in a lightbulb?

None. Their parents will do it for them.

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What's black and white and makes a lot of noise?

A panda with a set of drums.

What's the difference between RPGs and Drunken Style Kung Fu?

In the first, you must drink a lot of liquids before battle, but in the latter, you only pretend.

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Why did the chicken lay an egg?

To get food for her babies!

What is Sean Connery's favorite sport, and around what age did he start playing?

Tennish

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Why did the video of the eighth note get taken off of youtube?

It got flagged.

What do you call a potato who puts videos online?

A Youtuber

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How did the set react when it heard about the Russell Paradox?

It couldn't contain itself.

What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a newspaper bag?

One is made of plastic and poses a suffocation hazard to small children. The other one contains newspapers.

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Why was the hen banned from sending e-mails?

She was always using fowl language.