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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Kid Jokes More Kid Jokes

What did the kid with no arms get for Christmas?

I dont know, hes still trying to kick it open.

What do you call a kid with an eye patch, braces and a lisp?

Names

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What kind of fruit isn't allowed to get married?

A cantaloupe.

Why was the scientist allowed to use dolphins for his experiments?

Because they were for test porpoise only

Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why did the man throw his watch out the window?

He wanted to see time fly!

Why did the fish cross the ocean?

Watching the National Geographic channel always makes me wonder how animals like fish manage to travel thousands of miles,and how they know where to go. Then I realised they can measure distances so well because they have their own scales.

Parent Jokes More Parent Jokes

Why did the cow cross the road?

Parent: "Wh-" Me: "Moo!"

What do you call a phone with no parents?

An Or-phone.

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What does The Lion King have a lot of?

Simbalism

Why can't Bernie Sanders win the election?

Because 12 year olds can't vote. Edit: I'm actually somewhat of a Bernie supporter, I'm just joking about how he has a lot of youth backing him.

Age Jokes More Age Jokes

Why does the monster act wild and crazy on his birthday?

He's trying to age disgracefully!

What walks on eight legs until the age of one, four legs until the age of twenty, and two legs after?

The Weasley twins

Consent Jokes More Consent Jokes

What do Microsoft updates and Brock Turner have in common?

They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

What do you call a sick bird who has crossed a national border without consent?

An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO

Video Jokes More Video Jokes

What do you call a physicist who makes lets play videos?

Quarkiplier

What do you call a video of pedestrians?

Footage.

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Why do baked bean cans contain only 239 beans?

Because if they had one more, they would be 240.

What body part is long, hard, bendable, and contains the letters p, e, n, i, s?

Spine

Fowl Language Jokes More Fowl Language Jokes

Why did the pet owner get upset with his parrot?

Because he was using too much fowl language

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!