Because they contain a lot of fowl language.
Because you don't want them hanging around Parks at night.
Yes, I'm not kidding you." he said.
Because icing is not allowed.
Because they were for test porpoise only
I'd totally watch hermit crab week if they had one.
Because he's a two timer.
Deady and Mummy.
It would cause them to be disappointed on many different levels.
Schizofriendic
A lot of good yolks!
Ask a woman her age.
Me: I'm 20 Them: Oh, when i was your age i was 21
An ILL-EAGLE! 2X COMBO
50$
Quarkiplier
Footage.
Your spine.
An Envelope EDIT: My deepest Canadian apologies to those who are calling this a riddle. I always took it as a cheesy joke
Because he was using fowl language!