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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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Atrophy.

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Bye, son.

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He kept trying to shave the princess.

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The airline didn't allow carrion luggage.

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Four guys watching a baseball game.

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Bored.

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They bring flowers to his grave.

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A lot of countries have been inside her.

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He had a lot of cache.

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The Saus Age.

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The Weasley twins

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They install at night, while you are asleep, without consent.

Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

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There are no videos of Mike Tyson.

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A cam-el. Get it, because a camera records things and a camel is a animal.

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Your spine.

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Math hue.

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Why aren't kids under the age of 18 allowed to watch videos about duck calls without the consent of a parent?

Because they contain a lot of fowl language.

Why did the duck get kicked out of church?

Because he was using fowl language!