What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

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What do you get when you combine a watch and a bottle of beer?

A really good watch.

How many choir directors does it take to change a light bulb?

No one knows. No one ever watches the choir director.

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What cheese do you use to get a bear out of a tree?

Camembert!

Why shouldn't you have a conversation under a tree in the fall?

There may be leavesdropping

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How do bored cows sound like?

Meh

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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What room is a ghost scared of?

The living room.

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community.