March Madness Sale - 25% Off

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Previous Random Joke Next
Watch Jokes More Watch Jokes

Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is?

Because his watch has ended.

What did my roommate say when I asked him if he wanted to watch the movie The usual Suspects?

Is it about black people

Tree Jokes More Tree Jokes

What's white and can't climb a tree?

A refrigerator. Sorry.

What do you call a Polish chicken stuck in a tree?

Poll tree!

Bore Jokes More Bore Jokes

What is a pirate's favorite drink?

The HI-C! (punchline must be said in proper pirate voice) (this is what I do when bored at work not even ashamed)

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

Haha Jokes More Haha Jokes

What's the difference between the United States and a yogurt?

That after 200 years, a yogurt can actually build a community. Haha, happy late 4th of July.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.