What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

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What is the difference between Dubai and Abu Dhabi?

The people in Dubai don't watch the Flintstones but the people in Abu Dhabidoooo!

What kind of movies do pirates watch?

ARRRR Rated Movies!

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Why are the streets of France lined with trees?

So the Germans can march in the shade.

What happens when a lumberjack doesn't know which tree to cut next?

He gets stumped.

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Whenever I'm bored I stop a stranger and ask "where am I?

And whatever they say I runaway screaming "Hahaha I'm a genius! I can teleport!"

What do bored frogs do on a Friday night?

They go Bar Hopping!...

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What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.