What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.

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What have you done wrong if the wife keep complaining when you try to watch TV in the living room?

You made the chain too long in the kitchen.

How do crows know what time is it?

They have the knights watch.

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What did the tree say to the math teacher?

Gee I'm a tree!

What types of trees never get Christmas presents?

Knotty Pines.

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What did the dog say to the pig?

You are such a bore.

Why was the banker bored?

Because he lost interest in everything.

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Where does Darth Vader go shopping?

The Darth mall! haha, funny joke.

What do you get when you watch a lumberjack chop down a tree?

Bored.